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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:21am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm into exploring, meeting new people and enjoying good friends. I ride the El so much that sometimes I have to remind myself I'm not homeless by looking at my keys.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a researcher with a labor union. I learn more than I'd like to know about corporate America and try to use that knowledge to beat companies denying wages, benefits and respect to workers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Walking/crossing the line between funny and offensive
Words with friends with strangers
Burying metal objects that say get a life
Exploring, hiking, camping, backpacking, getting lost, getting found
The first things people usually notice about me
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Not sure, I'm not "people."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy going to random shows and discovering new artists who are just as good if not better than popular ones. Recent finds include the Besnard Lakes, Plants and Animals, Elliott Brood and the Dum Dum Girls.

Comedians are awesome. They have a rare license to tell the truth in our politically-correct, stifled society. Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, Louis CK.

It's hard to beat a good beer and a good burger. Actually, I guess you could do that with a better beer and a better burger.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The outdoors
Ventra (hate that it switched from the chicago card, though)
Good local beer
Tennis racquet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why it's fashionable for guys to wear something that chokes them, why people who are "pro-life" are usually for the death penalty, what substance some disheveled person on the el is under the influence of, why you're not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition, whether the gas company is ever going to send me a bill, why it's 50 degrees one day and 20 the next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends, trying a new restaurant, sleeping, riding the El at 4am, watching youtube clips of old comedians like George Carlin, augmenting my music collection, wondering why I use words like augment, reading, makings lists.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Somehow, I didn't wear jeans until sophomore year in college. Still not sure how that happened.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think crunchy peanut butter is always better than creamy. Or if you think we need a revolution. I guess there's other reasons too but those seem to cover the most important things.