I fancy myself as some sort of delicious pop tart!

Lemme see. In an effort to use describing words and not bore the pants off viewers of my profile.... here are some things about me.

I'm sorta sarcastic in an endearing sorta way.

I drive a hybrid, buy the energy saving light-bulbs, rock the natural dish soap, yell at people for littering and buy free-range meats. I like my food things to have had a happy grain fed life before I eats them! Tasty!

I really really detest Christianity... well, as a general rule abhor religions... all of them. One make believe sky daddy doesn't make other make believe sky daddy's... or moms or their 3rd cousins any better. All of them are utterly ridiculous and stupid. "spirituality" is a scape goat for "I have pretend friends." Can I say "le eww". Quotey quote quote

I'm horribly smart.

Flagrant use of LOL makes me annoyed.

I get bored with conversations very easily... so I apologize ahead of time if I don't respond to IM's. It's probably because you said "Hi" and I found that very lackluster.

As I read over my self-summary, I kinda sound like an asshole. Eh, maybe it will weed out the weak ones in the herd. Woman with brains, egos and feistyness scare men usually. In reality... I'm a cool chick.

And oh yes. I really like kitties. A lot. Be forewarned.

I design themeparks. IE rides, attractions, Disneylands.

To narrow that down... I am an artist/designer. So I paint, draw, design use my noggin a lot.

Art related things. Some people also call me the cat whisperer.

I have really big blue disproportionate-to-my-head-size eyes. Also a very small mouth. I look like a very cute peach colored alien.

Books: The Time Travelers Wife, half asleep in frog pajamas, she's come undone, Iliad, harry potter (*cough*... shut up), Youth in revolt, The bean trees, Journey's of a Catechist. The Cold Fire series, The earths children series, The roads of heaven, Skinny legs and all.... basically anything I can get my hands on. Books fascinate me I am a voracious reader.

TV is a preposterous waste of time.... unless of course its cartoons or obscure british comedy. Black Book's is possibly the most humorous show EVER. Wait wait... no... IT Crowd. Oh god thats a hard decision. "Hello, are you from the past?" Ahahhaha... love. it.

Goonies, Neverending Story. Serious, I'm naming my kid Rock Biter.

Tasty vittles! Nearly any will do... oh wait, I really hate lamb, so not that.

Music is the highest form of art. My likes vary. I am pretty damn eclectic with my tastes. Avant-garde pipe music from SouthEast Asia one minute to Broken Social Scene and Rilo Kiley the next. I can't stand dissonance, therefore I hate metal. Ew. I'm really digging Céu (seriously check her out), Regina Spektor, Del (of course), Clap your hands say yeah. Plus more.

Besides the obvious... air, water, food, shelter, clothing and some form of community. I'd like to think life would be made difficult without the following: A kitty, the internets, paper and stylus, An Apple computer, and my job (one of the rare breed that actually LIKE their job).

Why we don't have Mangosteens in the States... what kind of life is this?!

Why are people are so stupid?

Why must people believe in God?

Why is mediocrity celebrated in America?

What the HELL was Miss South Carolina talking about?

Lazing about eating cheesy potatoes. Or, maybe at a party if I/you are lucky. I hate clubs. They smell like stripper perfume and generally contain the scurf of humanity which I like to avoid. I prefer drunken yet intelligent conversation with peers with similar interests.

I think my hands and feet are really pretty. I have amazing nails.

You wish to argue and have your mind changed about things... or you just want to compare awesomeness nesses nessness ness'.