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24 Puyallup, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 12
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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is in my profile pretty much a self summary? I'm working ████████ and I just enjoy life. ████ █████████ ███? [Data Redacted]

Also, I'm a switch between INTJ, and ███. I go back and forth... a lot. I'll go so far as to say I'm both! Oh God So much personality in one body how can you contain all of it!? I don't, that's why I'm so manic all the time.

Interesting Fact of the Day: [EXPUNGED]

Interesting Fact of the Week: I find reading the "Explained Answers" of the questions thing is a FAR Better window into the personality of the person you're planning on talking to or exchanging Dialog with. You can read my less then inspiring profile of the generic questions that all profiles have or you can see how I feel about certain topics and how I justify or defend my views. This I feel is a much better view of a person.

Interesting Fact of the Month: The Wine will flow and in it all love and truth, for Wine warms the heart, and maketh the body happy!

Interesting Fact of the Year: I took an IQ test a few months back and apparently I have an IQ of 132, I have lost faith in the standards of those tests.
What I’m doing with my life
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Traveling, Drinking, Going to the Bar, Trying to ███ ███ █ ████████ Playing Video Games, and Board Games. [EXPUNGED], Having debates with friends over stupid things. Working out, reading, but mostly traveling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
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The first things people usually notice about me
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My overly polite, and shy exterior melts too quickly to my facetious, and sarcastic nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am a massive enthusiast of Music and Film. ███████, A Clockwork Orange, Equilibrium, Fight Club, ████ █████, these are just some of the most brilliant films I've seen. I wouldn't say I'm a critique of the art but I am very much someone who can appreciate █ ████ ██████ sent by film. I also have a bit a weakness for sad movies, like [Data Redacted]; I will cry at a good movie, and even some Disney movies make me choke up, [Data Redacted]
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm a simple man, a glass a whisky and a circle of friends around my dinning room table like it's the last supper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My Next Road Trip, where to go from here. Vancouver, █████, █████████ ██, ██████. Anywhere a full tank of gas and my friends piled in my car can take me, I'm game to go!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching and making fun of Terrible Movies, like Twilight, The Room, and Birdemic, all the while sharing drinks of Scotch and Whisky, then either go out to the bar to enjoy the night or stay in and play Cards Against Humanity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I often am overly critical or even outright bias against a great deal of things because I commonly feel like if I enjoy too many things I'll come across as "Uncultured" or I feel like my tastes will be considered, "Unrefined", this happens a lot more then I'm willing to admit. It's like some sort of social stigma that I just can't seem to change regardless my admittance of it.

If we start talking I will try my best to admit my enjoyment of the things that I like, but this will quickly and, most likely, sourly change over the coarse of only a few days before I start to worry that I'm enjoying too many things.
You should message me if
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outside of that I'm █████ that ██████ ████ ███. I would make a motion that ██ ████ in and unto itself is useless and contrived excuse to [Data Redacted] when people simply [EXPUNGED], and look at pictures before determining whether or not they are worth the time investment to even speak to.

so... prove me wrong?

also, in all seriousness, if you're not willing to raise a glass with me, don't bother messaging me.

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