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22 M Tampa, FL

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:11pm
Native American, White
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), German (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a guy. I'm pansexual. I'm fond of video games and wacky tobacky. I'm an expert in wood identification, root beer, and those crazy quantum theories and philosophies.

If I had a favorite fruit, I'd be a sloth. Wait, what.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing it. To it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
What do you care? You do? That's so sweet... I might just cry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not a happy little camper.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Any comics, Walking Dead, Preacher, Punisher, Watchmen, Cold Front, At the Mountain of Madness, The Shadow Over Innsmouth, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, The Metamorphosis, The Secret Garden

Movies: Mad Max, Akira, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Toy, Groundhog Day, Clerks, Clerks 2, Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, Team America World Police, Beverly Hills Ninja, Dirty Work, The Fiddler On The Roof, Tora! Tora! Tora!, Mixed Nuts, Seven Samurai, Ran, Superbad, Shaun of the Dead, Monster Squad, Capote, Tokyo Zombie, Crank High Voltage, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tenenbaums, Watchmen, Young Frankenstein, Stand By Me, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Braindead, Cannibal Holocaust, Blazing Saddles, The Host, Violence Jack, Black Lion, Tokyo Sonata, Resivoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Inglourious Basterds, Le Moustache, Der Undertag, Django, Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus, Le Samurai

Shows: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Adventure Time, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Get Smart, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, King of The Hill, Lupin the 3rd, Walking Dead, Nichijou, Regular Show, Comedy Bang Bang, Fresh Prince, Bob's Burgers, China IL, American Dad, Black Dynamite

Music: Daft punk, Bach, Beethoven, Chopin, Wagner, Squeeze, Frank Zappa, Sade, Dethklok, Dragonforce, Parliament, Elton John, Tears for fears, Gorillaz, Tenacious D, Flock of Seagulls, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Kiss, Led Zepplin, yello, Aerosmith, Herbie Hancock, Richard Cheese, Queen, David Bowie, Bjork, Hall and Oates, Right Said Fred, Beastie Boys, Tupac, Foreigner, Willie Nelson, Nillison, The 5th Dimension, Primus, The Beatles, Barry White, INXS, WHAM!, Guns N' Roses, Spandua Ballet, Tom Jones, Quincy Jones, Stan Getz, Supertramp, Fiona Apple, Neil Diamond, Rush, Heart, Van Halen, Kool and the Gang, Foghat, Ratt, Billy Paul, Bobby Darin, Frank Sinatra, Bee Gee's, Stone Temple Pilots, Dr. Dre, The Flaming Lips, Komeda, Erik Satie, Yann Teirsen, Village People, Kansas, Rupert Holmes, When in Rome, Queensryche, Dire Straights, Air Supply, Weird Al, I Monster, The Moody Blues, Hot Chocolate, 5000 Volts, Blondie, Van McCoy, Nena, Afrika Bambaataa, Gary Numan, Stephen Lynch, Barry Manilow, Lovage, Jamiroquai, MC Hammer, Group X, Of Montreal, Falco, Fatboy Slim, Beck, Gioacchino Rossini, Minnie Ripperton, Jerry Reed, Johnny Cash, Lemon Demon, Styx, Eric Carmen, E.L.O., Rammstein, Ben E. King, Grizzly Bear, Zamfir, Doctor Q, Myron Floren, Al Wilson, Joe Walsh, The Four Tops, Tokiomonsta, Aphex Twin, Tyler the Creator, Jake Kaufmann

Food: If it's edible, I'll eat it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Never do without? Ever?

Spider Knife
A good leather belt
My wristbands
My music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All of it. Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being belittled.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Haphephobic and I think Nicolas Cage is the most talented actor since Peter Sellers.
You should message me if
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You like Joe Dirt, and realize it may be THE masterpiece of the 00's.

You love the 80's and the 90's. They were just awesome, come on. FUCKING POGS.