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29 Bronx, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:16am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My name is Michael, I consider myself an artist, Im a full time web developer, dabble in photography on the side, I can also draw I just havent done it in forever. I love anime/manga/comics and card/video games and want to start programming my own games eventually. I also make a mean pot of meatballs.
What I’m doing with my life
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Im Director of Web Development at a graphic design company and also do freelance photography.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making lots of delicious italian food.

Ripping apart websites and putting them back together.

Building my nerd cred.

The first things people usually notice about me
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That I need to trim my antlers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter, edgar allan poe, book of 5 rings, been wanting to start Song of Fire and Ice. Comics: Naruto, Bleach, Rosario + Vampire, Dragonball, Berserk, Watchmen, Ultimate Spiderman, anything Marvel, Buffy, Angel.

Movies: Comic book movies, bruce lee movies, serenity, gross pointe blank, donnie darko, kick ass, hot fuzz, zoolander, mystery men, scott pilgrim vs the world

Shows: arrow, the flash, agents of shield (it gets really good), game of thrones, doctor who, firefly, dexter, true blood, heroes, boardwalk empire, hercules, xena, buffy the vampire slayer, angel, pushing daisies, 30 rock, south park, archer, aqua teen hunger force, code monkeys, naruto, bleach, full metal alchemist brotherhood, elfen lied, rosario + vampire

Music: dubstep, house, 80s, depeche mode, zero 7, massive attack, ferry corsten, benny benassi, sneaker pimps, tool, a perfect circle, smashing pumpkins

Food: anything italian (especially chicken parm and pizza), chinese, japanese, taiwanese, thai, korean, mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

...Did I mention pizza?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretty much a maelstrom of nerdy stuff. What I want to get for my next tattoo, so far the iron spider is winning. That song stuck in my head. If I am ever going to find love.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Same thing we do every night Pinky...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am super ticklish and will scream like a girl.

I am very respectful and a perfect gentleman but have a super dirty mind.
You should message me if
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You havent run away screaming by now.

You believe chivalry isnt dead.

You like my taste in music or any of the above.

You are into nerdy guys.

You think im sexy, because I think Im sexy, just saying.

Do NOT message me if:

You have or have had a penis at some point in your life.