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33 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 15
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Enough about me, lets talk about you! So...what do you think about me?
What I’m doing with my life
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-currently in LA! bangbang-

Trying to stay busy with spontaneous life adventures: sailing, scuba, moped trips, packrafting, djing, project-a-rama, academic schtuff, and loving the exploration of gorgeous outdoor vistas and dingy karaoke hovels.

I'm often traveling, for biological work (ornithology, nonvascular botany, naturalist interpretation) or for fun, and spend a lot of time in Alaska.

Currently looking for a trumpet mentor. And for Portuguese (Br.).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Archery, friendship bracelets, knowing when to be serious about things...

Gettin' my arse whooped at scrabble by my elders.

Lichen taxonomy, CTD Rosette operation, and 2-stroke diagnostics.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I illegally parked my bison.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Calvino, Mitchell, McCarthy, Abby, Hoffman, Sedaris (Amy), Savage...

KYT (unless you're watching competition cooking shows with your Grandma).

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Oo de lally! You're practically glowing. Great scott! I'm takin them alll back. She talks in her sleep. Rachmaninov [Mozart]. Calmer than you are, Dude. ROUSs? I don't think they exist.

Square, salsa, 80s, break, fancy. Pretty bad at all of it, but couldn't be satisfied without it.

Peggy Honeywell, Lead Belly, Y La Bamba, Chopin, Devil Makes Three, Squarepusher, Gillian Welch, anything with horns...

Love me some: Phó. Sashimi. Papusas. Mmmmm...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'd rather play MASH than fill this out. Who's in?

Vw beetle ('72 yellow), pink biodiesel/solar hybrid hovercraft, double decker bus (Judy Dench personal driver), moped w/fruitcart trailer.

Zach Galifianakis in a thong, Friends era Jen Aniston, Jacques Cousteau who's also be-thonged and will only kiss underwater, Judy Dench in a drab coloured powersuit/skirt.

A colony of bonobos (the hippies of the primates), a lawn full of guinea pigs, an okapi, 12 chihuahuas with ADHD.

Mansion, apartment, squat, house.

Okay, I got an Apartment with an okapi in it, married thonged Jacques and we drive a pink hovercraft (the whole water thing worked out, didn't it?). What'd you get?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game. to fix broken things...and how to see perfection in things that I can't blah blah.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...hopefully having JOMO.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out! that I wish I was a glutard (sorry, not very pc).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re also suspicious of this whole world wide interwebby approach to...all of this. Consequently, my suspicion doesn't allow me to pay money to see if you "like" me, so, send a mensaje instead!