I am a 33 year old professional chef currently living in Fountain Square. I don't get alot of time to meet people, so here I am (rock you like a hurricane, haha). I like to have a good time, all of the time. I don't take myself too seriously and get better every day at just being easy.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, I have decided to take some time off of my chosen career and tend the bar so that I can actually enjoy life for a while. I volunteer at the local animal shelter as much as possible, just to play with dogs. Also, I am currently trying to teach myself the banjo and Spanish. Other than that, trying to have fun with my life!
I’m really good at
Cooking, drinking, and swearing. Using Oxford commas.
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh, my smile, and my tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- On Food and Cooking by Harold McGee, How to Brew by John
Palmer, a million different cookbooks, Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hesse,
and Hunter S. Thompson.
Movies- Caddyshack, Coming to America, The Muppet Movie, Pulp
Fiction, The Big Lebowski, The Thing, Battle Royale, Shoalin Master
Killer or any Kung-Fu movies, I love spaghetti westerns and The
Good, The Bad, and The Ugly might just be my favorite movie.
TV- Cubs Baseball, The Daily Show, Trailer Park Boys, and anything
on Adult Swim. Honestly haven't had cable in a while and I am not
really missing it.
Music (in no particular order)- Nirvana, Earl Skruggs, Mission of
Burma, anything from Wu-Tang, A Tribe Called Quest, King Khan,
Acelyone, Gang Starr, Living Legends, Beastie Boys, Tony Rice,
Grateful Dead, Bela Fleck, Soundgarden, Foo Fighters, Queens of the
Stone Age, Kool Keith, Slayer, George Strait, Merle Haggard, Drive
By Truckers, John Prine, and any of the Hank Williamses.
Food- I am a chef. Food is my life. I am probably the most
adventurous eater you will ever meet. I especially adore Asian
The six things I could never do without
My dog, Betsy Jane Wales aka Dr. Muscles
My chef's knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Working towards working for myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener? That way everybody could eat
me. But seriously, I am an open book, just ask what you want to
You should message me if
You should message me if you are looking for someone easy and fun
to be around.