About me? Here's the truth. Well I was raised in Jacksonville, Fl., but now I live in Boca Raton, Fl (South Florida). I am not one of those people who believes in the Zodiacs, Ora's, or Horoscopes. I find them boring and full of crap. I do believe in God, but I don't live a Godly lifestyle. Sorry, but I am bound to Sin. I actually do not lie to people, in fact I've stopped doing that since I was 18. I figured what's the point? If you're gonna talk to people, you might as well tell them the truth! I don't care if it hurts. A part of me is destructive, but that doesn't mean I destroy relationships. I like conversation, so I'm willing to talk about anything. I do come across as rude or inappropriate at times, but I do enjoy a dick joke or two now and then. I just like to have fun. Life's to short!

Rules: (Please read carefully)
If you're 40 or older, don't IM me, if you're fat, don't IM me, if you're ugly, don't IM me, if you're fat and ugly, don't IM me! Lets face it, nobody wants to fuck a 40 year old ugly fat ass. Now, I'm not a shallow hearted jerk by any means (well maybe sometimes), but everybody has their standards. You can think what you like about this, but it's the truth. Everybody thinks it, but nobody ever says it. Come on, would you date a fat man that couldn't find his penis with a flash light? Also, if you're a lair, a cheater, have a psychotic ex-boyfriend crazy obsession (which means why are you still calling him bitch!), emo, a midget, or you're just a walking train wreck, please keep reading. No really go away! If your screen name is something like: Man-eater, Black-death, or Dick-ripper; ahhh yeah you scare me already. I mean that's not creepy at all... I'm pretty sure somebody out there will read this and maybe feel a little offended and of course leave me a nasty comment or two, but I'm OK with that! It's the thought that counts, right? But really, I don't care who you are, if you just want to talk, or get to know me, I'm all ears:)

I am actually a kid at heart. I do have a serious side, but I enjoy life as well, or as much as I can. I enjoy the little things in life just as much as the big things, and I cherish as many moments as I can with the friends I've got. Trust me I don't have many! I like staying up late, chatting on-line and getting to know other people. I am not a lair, I am not a cheater, or a thief. I am open minded to anybody who wants to get to know me, and I hope for the same in return.

Ummm, what else can I say? I'll get back to you when I figure out something clever to type.

Well, I am currently in-rolled full-time as a student at D.M.A.C. (Digital Media Arts College) and majoring in Computer Animation. I work full time at a restaurant and I have an internship dealing with pre-production, production, and post-production in various digital content creations. But for now, one day at a time.

Does being a smart-ass count for anything. Well I am funny, or at least I like to think I am.

My eyes.

Anything with a good story.

1. Sex: (OK, lets be real about sex. Everybody loves it, it's natural, so when you read this, don't act like I'm a pig... oink.)
2. A computer: (Because everybody likes to watch porn, until they cancel your subscription.)
3. Ummm air: (Because we all need that, sigh)
4. Sarcasm: (Because life's too short not to fuck with other people.)
5. Tea: (Sweet tea actually.)
6. Adult swim: (I freaking love cartoons.)

YOU!!!

At school (I need a life).

My penis.

You want to kill some time or maybe have an intelligent conversation. (Tea for two please). Who knows, we might actually have more in common than you know.