What can really be said about me as a person?

Well, when I grow up I hope to be a serious contender in the Legion of Doom... yeah, that's right, I have plans for the Hall of Doom.. and it involves Japanese themed wall motifs and Gothic style furniture.

I am extremely nerdy and a complete dork of sorts. I know only about useless information that will serve me none in the world today other than getting the occasional Jeopardy question correct.

I am too shy to really make any new friends, or even do well in a work force of any kind, which pretty much explains why I am single with one friend and constantly unemployed.

Pretty much nothing.

When I am not working my ass off as a hostess at a local pub I am wasting precious time watching Battlestar Galactica on Netflix or messing around in Photoshop.

But if I could have my way I would move to Britain and become a Tudor historian... unfortunately the money and transportation to do so eludes me.

What can I say... it's hard out there for someone who's role-models growing up consisted of Darlene from Roseanne, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark and Lydia from Beetlejuice.

Well... I guess I am pretty good with Photoshop, but that isn't really a skill that will put food on the table or make me popular with anyone. I Photoshop to soothe the beast within I guess you could say, the beast that is boredom.

I have come up with a style of Photoshopping historical paintings that has seemed to make me a bit of an individual, on deviantart that is... not in the real world of course.

They say my eyes, but I am currently going blind from glaucoma so they are kinda a curse to me more than an asset.

I have far too many to name... I mean seriously we would be here till next year!

I guess if I have to summarize it some of my favorite movies would be pretty much anything by Neil Jordan, Danny Boyle, Tim Burton, Guy Ritchie... I am also a sucker for period pieces/historical films and romances.. guess it's just the girl in me, LOL!

Movies:
28 Days Later, Heavenly Creatures, Disco Pigs, Elizabeth, Scream, SLC Punk, Mary Reilly, Breakfast On Pluto, Resident Evil, the Fifth Element, Amelie, Shaun of the Dead, Hedwig and the Angry Inch... and many many more...

TV Shows:
Deadwood, Carnivale, Buffy, Doctor Who, Tru Calling, Hell's Kitchen, Lost, Supernatural...

With favorite books, well I like Anne Rice, Edgar Allan Poe, Sherlock Holmes and I do like to read the occasional comic book, Batman, Sin City, anything by Alan Moore. I also like to read about history a lot, mostly Tudor/Elizabethan history or about the American/French Revolution.

And as far as music goes I will listen to anything really, not too fond of rap or country (although some rap is starting to grow on me)... and I haven't listened to the radio or watched a music video in so many years it's crazy!

Music:
Alanis Morissette, KidneyThieves, Pink, Regina Spektor, Fiona Apple, NIN, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer, David Bowie, Massive Attack... and so on and so forth...

Food, well I will eat pretty much anything except mayonnaise and baby animals... seriously people, just let the baby cows grow up and moo while eating lots of grass... then you can kill them Temple Grandin style and I will eat them.

In no particular order:

1. My laptop/computer
2. My cat, Martyr
3. My friends
4. Books
5. Music
6. Inspiration

"What the hell am I doing with my life?"

Working, most likely.

Oh no... I'm not falling for that again!

I don't know, I guess if you are as bored as I am.