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RageMonkey09

46 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks at the other and says "you know how to drive this thing?"

That's me as interpretive humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently a musician/studio rat. I'm in a band, as well as the owner of Screaming Monkey Studio, a small project recording studio.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating and crying while watching Dr. Who.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my eyes. Then, usually, my humor. Then my crushing self deprecation. Then they usually get really confused and run like Hell. Am I winning at OKCupid yet?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a nerd. Let's leave it at that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A guitar of some sort.
2. A music playing device of some kind.
3. A movie playing apparatus.
4. Books.
5. Tahkoez.
6. Your Mom. BOOM. HEADSHOT.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, sex, equality, the nature of freedom, the balance between liberty and responsibility, race and gender constructs, social pressures that reinforce social mores both for good and for evil, and the inevitability of Death.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
LOFNOTC REPRESENT!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the emotional availability of a rail gun.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
No one should message me. Ever. THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE DEPENDS ON IT. I guess if you're an oversexed punk rock nerd tomboy with a thing for fat old guys and emotional damage, you might give it a whack.