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RageMonkey09

46 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks at the other and says "you know how to drive this thing?"

That's me as interpretive humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like to cruise OKC every now and then to remind myself that not only is there is no place on Earth that I belong, but that I am fundamentally unlovable, and that all the things that make up the American life - love, family, acceptance, success - are forever lost to me, that any hope of participation in any real, positive interaction is but the dream of a fool.

I also mentor young adults.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating and crying while watching Dr. Who.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my eyes. And their thousand yard stare, devoid of hope, deep limpid pools of soul crushing despair, that can see the inexorable flow of time around us, filled with the knowledge that each moment is a futile grasp at permanence in a temporary world filled with lies and fairy tales, a yellow brick road that leads us to the self delusions that hide the inevitable march towards meaningless death and ultimately being completely erased, Gods and Queens alike, by an indifferent universe that will collapse under its own entropy, rendering existence not only irrelevant, but cruel for all its bright brevity.

That and my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a nerd. Let's leave it at that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Anxiety, self loathing, indulgent melancholia, feral, impotent rage, the ability to disappoint so, so many people, and pie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What a damn shame it is that my life has been such a waste of everyone's time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rewatching Lost, with the knowledge that although I'd like to think I'm Jack, or Charlie, or at least Hurley, I'm probably Arzt or heaven forfend, Michael.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the emotional availability of a rail gun.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
No one should message me. Ever. THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE DEPENDS ON IT. I guess if you're an oversexed punk rock nerd tomboy with a thing for fat old guys and emotional damage, you might give it a whack.