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26 M Melbourne, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:26am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm made of human stuff, and I find everything hilarious.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing, making music, singing, making films! Also moonlighting as a unicorn breeder.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Life
- Digression
- Turning phrases
- Making sounds with my mouth
- Selecting the perfect song for any moment
- Self-amusement
- Walking
- Writing lists of things I'm good at without getting bored and losing inter
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ankles. I've got totally ripped ankles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Some of my influences include: Alanis Morissette, Trent Reznor, Dave Grohl, Eddie Vedder, Chris Cornell, David Fincher, Joss Whedon, Derren Brown, George Carlin, Stephen Fry, Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung, The Easter Bunny.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, food, sleep, sex and music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Butterflies, bunnies, bubbles, Buffy and alliteration.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I only ever have cold showers, and although I don't get cold, I always wind up having uncontrollable giggle-fits. And I know that this might sound a little 'out there', but when I shower, I'm almost always naked.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can tolerate mass amounts of awesomeness.

Also, if you enjoy music that means something.

Or, if you like Buffy!

OR, if you find this profile SO AMAZING that you'd like advice on how to create something as equally obnoxious!

ORR, if you found this profile to be SO INCREDIBLY OBNOXIOUS that the only way to remedy your once peaceful state of mind would be to hate fuck me, then dump me for a 6 ft. blonde named Johnno with a leathery tan and an oddly shaped beer gut. I'm totally down for that.

ORRR,, if you're actually interested in making a friend. I hear I'm kinda' good at that.