I'm a bubbly personality and think I'm pretty fly for a brown chic (humorous song reference). I like scary stories, great conversations, wishing on shooting stars, and I'm a tad ADD. My mind moves a million miles a minute. See what I did with the alliteration there? I usually never finish a story because I'm reminded of something else and quickly change gears. Talking to me might feel like a whirlwind, but you will survive. I really like Bohemian Rhapsody, Blake Shelton (If this is Austin), or Sweet Caroline at karaoke. Good times never seemed so good! So good! So good! I constantly amuse myself because if I have to spend the rest of my life with anyone, it's me. I might as well thoroughly enjoy my own company. I'm a world class cuddler, and making out is one of my favorite things in the world. I always hear men claim they love the Great Outdoors, but I've yet to meet one out there. I'm starting to think they're all liars or in excellent camouflage. I like John Hughes and Quentin Tarantino movies, and I think Mel Brooks is a hoot. I like red a lot, but my favorite color is clear. Just kidding, it's blue.
I'm all street... as long as it's a gated community or a cul de sac. Apparently, I'm a poor excuse for a Mexican because I dislike spicy food, and I prefer real eyebrows, no penciled in nastiness for me, thanks. Oh yea, I don't date thug or G looking types. Just because we're both brown doesn't mean we have anything in common. I may have been born in the hood, but I'm not there anymore. I think it would be a good time to mention I have a decent education and a professional career. Don't be intimidated. :) Although I have earned the right to be selective, I'm not snobby (unless you think the University of Phoenix constitutes as a real college). I like wine tasting and appreciate random acts of kindness. I tend to be the one doing them a lot because I really like the look of surprise on people's face. Or maybe they passed gas. Idk. I used to visit a homeless man at a local park to bring him blankets, food, and supplies, but sadly, I don't know what happened to him. He was a little crazy, but I'll take straight up crazy and harmless over a secret psycho any day. On that note, I once had a psycho girl steal my identity. She better hope and pray she never runs into me in a dark alley in the middle of the night because I would like to introduce her to Jesus. It's the Christian thing to do, right?
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous and can entertain an idea without accepting it. I like challenges and people who make me want to be a better person. It's been a long time since anyone has made me feel that way, and if you can, I might just keep you. There's no secret handshake to get my attention, but there is an IQ prerequisite. However, if you fail to meet the aforementioned IQ prerequisite, holding a boom box outside my bedroom window is a sure fire way to get my attention (but good luck getting into the back yard). I like my guys tall, intelligent, and nerdy, the nerdier the better. Hot might sound nice in theory, but once it fades, you're left with something similar to a melted candy bar. Nerdiness lasts forever! I will admit though that Zyzz danced for me once, and I certainly did not object. I love traveling, tubing, camping, and overall silliness. If you're not down with having fun and playing together, you are soooo not my type. While I'm all for fun and games until somebody loses an eye, I also want someone with substance and a sense of adventure (but not the kind that gets us thrown in jail. That's what my early 20s were for). I'm more interested in a partner in crime who's occasionally down for traveling the globe, day trips and road trips, white water rafting, sky diving, zip lining, hiking, camping, biking, and various competitions, just for fun and a break from the norm.
I get excited over the little things, and my eyes sparkle when I'm happy. If I start speaking in Spanish, I'm beyond pissed. If my shoe comes off, run, Forrest, run! I wish I had super powers like telekinesis, telepathy, or mind control. I wish I could be a super hero and save on air fare. I can't resist rocking chairs and bonfires. Ohhhh and sparklers. I love sparklers! I have one small tattoo, but I'm not really into tattoos in general. You don't put a bumper sticker on a Bentley. I have a concealed handgun license, and I look forward to using it. If a Zombie Apocalypse ever happens, you want to be with me. Head shot? No problem. I practically grew up in a blind, setting traps, and can hunt and fish like nobody's business. If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm kind of an all around bad ass. I sing loudly and badly in my car, and if you sing with me, I'll think you're awesome. I like sock puppets. I am a dork, and if you dance around the living room with me, I may marry you... but don't get too excited... I have a lot to offer, and I know it. I may like a guy but that doesn't mean I'll ever take him seriously.
I think fish are weird, and when I was little, I used to throw deer guts at my brother when we were helping my dad skin deer. In my defense, he started it. I wouldn't say I'm scared of spiders but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm fond of them either. Sheldon Cooper makes me laugh because we have a lot in common. I get a kick out of Stephen Lynch because he is so wrong, and it's fabulous. I really like guys who open doors because if they get to the door first, they're usually taller than me. I actually really dig a gentleman as well as hot cheetos. A gentleman with hot cheetos? I'm in love. The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know. I'm insatiably curious, and I have a thing for Crossfit. I love roller coasters and funnel cakes. I also prefer chocolate over vanilla any day.
I really like watching lightning, although it would be smarter if I didn't. If you can quote Muhammad Ali, I already like you. I love the smell of puppy breath for some odd reason, and I once went dumpster diving with a friend for the hell of it. I wouldn't recommend it. My first crush ever was on a Transformer. When I'm bored at night, I like to drive around the loop and sing my heart out... or go to a 24 hour place and act as suspiciously as possible, just for fun. I don't have an accent, but I think in one. I used to take life seriously before I figured out that no one gets out of it alive anyway. I don't really expect anyone to read all of this, but if you do, you're either a loser, really bored, more literate than most, or admit it, you're already halfway in love with me. I warned ya I am pretty fly for a brown chic.
PS. If you're offended by any of this, don't bother messaging me about it. I don't care.