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28 M Milwaukee, WI

My Details

Last Online
Feb 5, 2011
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Four things I've noticed latley:

1. I say the word "badass" a lot. I can deal.

2. I am ridiculously lucky (case in point: just managed free starbucks and a size upgrade the other day...badass).

3. Nature Valley Granola Bars are amazing. I really hadn't given them enough of a chance before.

4. Someone called me "mellow" today. I like that. Mellow. Kind've sits in your mouth like a lemon drop.

5. Okay, so I lied about there only being four things. Everybody lies, it's hip. Anyway, an old lady in Panera said I was handsome today, and oddly enough, I feel like her saying that to me means more to me than any girl I've ever dated who has called me "cute." I'm unsure as to whether I just like the sound of "handsome" more, and find "cute" repugnant, or if I just think the old lady is smarter than anyone I've dated. Either way, I come off sounding like a prick. Cool, huh?

Just thought I'd make you aware. Oh wait...I was supposed to be listing likes, dislikes and such? Well...I snowboard. A lot. And I read good books...and bad books. And I write. There ya go. Try not to take life too seriously. It ends. And really, that's neither a bad thing nor a good thing. Just happens, you know?

I am off-balance, a bit sleepy, and rather lucky usually
What I’m doing with my life
I work for the government.

I snowboard.

I'm saving up for a new motorcycle - either I really like them, or I want matching scars on my other arm, hopefully the former.
I’m really good at
Fixing broken things, teaching snowboarding, and waxing (snowboards, not people). I'm also damn good at walking, talking, and shameless self-promotion. Yep.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sharp, piercing know...eyes...or it might be my self-deprecating humor (or my vocabulary, how many of you had to look up "deprecating?" be honest...).

And I'm also pretty much insane, for pretty much all of the time. Barking at the moon batshit. Okay, maybe I just wanted to work in the phrase "barking at the moon batshit" 'cause that just amuses me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(Books) Napalm and Silly Putty, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Divine Comedy, Gargantua and Pantagruel, The Three Musketeers, Slaughterhouse-Five, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, The Catcher in the Rye, Lamb, Devil in the White City, Sherlock Holmes (any of them), The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Fluke, Bloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, Jane Eyre (Charlotte > Emily), American Gods, The Aeneid, A Dirty Job, the list goes on and on...

(Movies) American Beauty, The Prestige, The Big Chill, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, The Musketeer, Young Sherlock Holmes, Young Frankenstein, Phantom of the Opera, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Monty Python, The Boondock Saints, Time Bandits, Harold and Maude, The Neverending Story (I, II, III), once again the list goes on...

(Music) The Vines (This band was MADE for hill music, check out "Don't Listen to the Radio" off their new album, Vision Valley), Loreena Mckennitt, Creedence Clearwater, Flogging Molly, Simon and Garfunkel, The Beatles (once again, who doesn't), Cream, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, The Traveling Wilburys, Tom Petty, Musicals, Classics (Mozart, Beethoven, etc), Neil Young, Tool, The Shins (I know, I know...), The Black Keys, Please tell me you're not still reading this, The Hives, The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, A Perfect Circle, Zero 7, Deanta, Pretty much anything else I'll listen to, I'm not picky.

(Food) Swedish Meatballs, Fettucine Alfredo w/ Chicken and Broccoli, Pizza, Italian in general...oh, and Chicken Fried Rice...mmmm...and I'm unnaturally obsessed with Raspberry Iced Tea.

And for Pete's sake, if you actually read all of those lists, go outside and watch a squirrel for awhile...maybe he'll cock his head at you and say "Want deez nutz?" ...well, probably not, but that'd be sweet.
The six things I could never do without
6. Snowboarding

5. Playing the Violin

4. Genevieve (See what I just did there? Personalized an inanimate object by giving it a name. Cool, huh?)

3. Sarcasm

2. Books. Heck, someday, they'll be my livelihood.

1. My Best Friends (Because even I'm stereotypical sometimes)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The difference between intruded and extruded bases, radial versus non-radial sidecuts, and sometimes it bothers me that the "i before e" rule doesn't work with "ancient"...these are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.

Also, it bugs me when people on internet sites list themselves as "very shy." This always seems to provoke a "no shit!" reaction in me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably doing what you're doing...out at the bars, snowboarding, hanging with friends, out-voluming the freshmen that live below me, or waxing (again, snowboards, not people). I guess I might be working too, but you can't really call what I do a job.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...I've wanted to be a pirate since the age of 6...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You are a fellow believer in frisbeetarianism, meaning you believe that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.


(It says I should answer in each language I know...and I know how to say "Cheers" in Gaelic...if ever you should need that, feel free to use it).