Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
How would you like to watch a chick flick?
Because I wouldn't. They are SO predictable. Cuddling is good
though, so if you're set on 2 hours of eye-estrogen, you'd better
be a good little spoon.
I'm good at cooking, debates, fitness, and have figured out woman
logic. I'm a cat whisperer (dogs were too easy).
If you're not boring, ditzy, or airheaded, talk to me. You won't
not be impressed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a manager, taking a master's degree in business
administration, and I'm taking any opportunity to have fun along
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Exercising. I'm registered as a personal trainer! I don't use my
certification to train others much, but I enjoy the knowledge. I'm
also good at writing, Jeopardy, sports, amateur photography, and
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on who you are. Generally tall people notice that I'm
short! Haha. If you're not Shaquille O'Neil, you'll probably notice
my body. I've been called a "Mini Hulk" or similar names before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: More Joy: An Advanced Guide to Solo Sex (Harold
Movies: The Notebook (in your dreams, maybe).
Shows: Undefeatable (1993). See ya.
Music: Only songs with the saxophone. That's it. No saxophone, no
Food: A delicious blend of grass from a lawnmower, some tourist
pamphlets, and the finest olive oil to make a salad. Just that one
dish, and my own cooking (of course).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Chocolate Milk
- My mom
- Reincarnation. No literally, you wouldn't live without it.
- Counting to 6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make right now awesome, and then doing that thing I thought
about. It never ends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wearing short skirts and going rollerblading. Duh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Another guy in the city has the exact same name as me. First,
middle, AND last. He's the same age as me (his birthday is a month
earlier than mine). BUT WAIT, there's more! He was in my science
class in high school. One time in this class, I received a failing
mark on an exam. I told the teacher there must have been a mixup,
but she didn't believe me! I remember it like it was yesterday.
Science 10. We were learning the elements. I had that shit on
lockdown! Still do. Chemistry is my bitch. Anyway, it turned out
that she actually DID screw up my mark, was given bonus marks for
the error, and I lived happily ever after.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You are a girl
- You have an IQ of at least 140
- You speak 14 languages or more
- You have blonde hair and blue eyes but are not Aryan.
- You can smell what the Rock is cooking. Seriously. Does anybody
know? I bet he's a good cook.
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