Renowned local idiot & cat fighter
What I’m doing with my life
Practicing my reading voice for my future career at Audible.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My impressive collection of temporary tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Brothers Karamazov, Revolutionary Road, Dune, The Pokie Little Puppy, the poetry of Neruda, the collected works of Dr. Seuss
Movies: Harold & Maude, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Apocalypse Now,The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Mean Girls
Shows: Mork and Mindy , Game of Thrones, Jeopardy, Bob's Burgers, Reina de Corazones, Men in Blazers
Music: Prince, Ministry, Alfred Schnittke, Danzig, Peter Paul & Mary, Manny Pacquiao, Coldplay
The six things I could never do without
1. A nice glass of bourbon
2. Food Trucks
4. Nitrogenized Coffee
5. Fresh dew on the grass at dawn
6. Crushing my enemies and seeing them driven before me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
On a typical Friday night I am
Parking lot drinking & philosophizing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a three time fantasy squash champion.
You should message me if
If you get my more obscure references, enjoy my sense of humor, or if you've been referred to me by my dog.