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30 Stockbridge, GA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:35am
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a tall, non-religious carnivore that believes that any meal can be improved with enough hot sauce.

I like reading long novels, taking long naps, and occasionally mixing the two together.

I believe that omitting the Oxford Comma should be punishable. Not by death, but at least by a disapproving glare. Maybe by a stern talking to for repeat offenders.

I don't travel as often as I'd like to, but I'm going to fix that one of these days. I don't have any destination in mind, but I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more than I can tell.

My exercise of choice is usually running/walking, but I'm up for anything that gets me moving. Hiking, biking, yoga, swimming...if it'll get my blood pumping, I'll give it a shot.

I'm a teetotaler (one of my favorite words), but that just means that there's always a DD when I'm out on the town.

I enjoy getting dressed up in formal wear for absolutely no reason at all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as an HR rep, with absolutely no previous experience in HR. Prior to that, I was working as a call center rep. Mondays still aren't, and probably will never be my favorite day of the week, but I'm much more Odie than Garfield these days.

More importantly, the freeze ray is almost up. This is the one. Stops time. Freeze ray. Tell your friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Team trivia! My family has been playing team trivia for years now, and I've absorbed a lot of (almost) useless knowledge in my time. My best categories are Literature or Movies, but I'm still a decent contender in most others.

Getting lost in a good book. (If nobody's seen me in a week, call Thursday Next to come find me. If you know who Thursday Next is, call me.)

Using too much spice when cooking. (Hard to believe, I know, but I have discovered there is a fine line between "just enough" and "too much" and I'm constantly stepping over it.)

Remaining (mostly) functional on little or no sleep. (A very handy talent when I've stayed up till 4 AM reading, and I have to be up at 6.)

Giving hugs. Seriously. I've won awards for my hugs (Not really.)

(Writing in parentheses.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My chest (not that I'm well endowed in that particular area. It's just where most people's eyes come up to on me.)

After that, most people probably notice that I'm about six inches away from walking over them. I tend to walk pretty fast, and since I also tend to read and walk at the same time, I don't always notice other foot traffic as quickly as I should. In my defense, I haven't killed anybody in AGES.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I will (reluctantly) admit that I shed a single, manly tear after reading Cormac McCarthy's The Road. It's also the only book I refuse to reread, for that same reason. Fantastic book, I highly recommend it. But oh God the feels. (I use slang like "the feels" occasionally. Please don't hold it against me.)

I tend to read a lot of science fiction and fantasy, but I'm always open to suggestions. A small selection of my favorite authors are Jim Butcher, Larry Correia, Brandon Sanderson, David Weber, and Joe Abercrombie. George R R Martin will be on that list provided he finishes ASoIaF before he dies.

For movies, I tend to stick to action/adventure or comedies. I can't do horror at all, I'm a huge chicken. I play a lot of Netflix Roulette.

I rely on Netflix for a lot (okay, all) of my TV watching. I'm a huge nerd, so I like most of the nerd staples: Doctor Who, Firefly, Game of Thrones, etc. I'm sadly behind on my Star Trek.

My music tastes range all over the board. I like pop, country, oldies, rock and roll, heavy metal. I love anything that has a pretty good beat to it, since I usually run to music.

I've been listening to a lot of oldies music (read: 60s, 70s, and 80s) lately. James Brown, Sam Cooke, Michael Jackson, Elvis, the Beatles, the Stones, The Supremes, Aretha, whatever Pandora throws my way. I like it better than 90% of what's on the radio today.

For food, I like just about everything. Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Indian, Italian, Mexican, plain old American burgers and fries...if it has meat, and it can be improved by hot sauce (and everything can be improved by hot sauce and/or more meat), I'm most likely a fan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Kindle.

My backup Kindle.

My Kindle power cords.

Access to a 120V outlet...

...connected to a reliable power source.

My eyes. (Are you sensing a theme here?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The physics/repercussions of time travel. A friend and I once spent a three hour road trip discussing the effects of Hermione using the Time Turner in Harry Potter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing I do every night: try to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I embarrass very easily, and I blush brighter than Rudolph's nose. I've accidentally grounded small aircraft when friends have told dirty jokes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to talk about books, movies, or life in general.

If you know what the Oxford Comma is.

...and more importantly, you use it.

If you want to make nerdy references to video games or TV shows that someone will actually understand (after worshiping at the altar of Google, possibly, depending on the reference).

If you need a second, third, or even a twelfth wheel for an adventure through time and space.