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Rambo_Smalls

26 M Cleveland, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), German (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm always looking for new experiences and new people to expose me to something I've never experienced before. Be it food, music, a new bar, a new book, etc.

I tend to not take things seriously. Pretty much everything and anything can be the subject of a joke.

Whoever said "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" can shove it.

KCCO
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm originally from Miami, FL but I live in Cleveland. I just finished my Master's of Music in Vocal Performance (opera) and am starting to put that to use while working at a restaurant to pay off all those loans. And lots of singing. Woo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...singing.
...fixing things.
...video games.
...writing/story telling.
...having fun.
...judging character.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height and my bald head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Chuck Pahlahniuk, anything by Charles Bukowski, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Fountainhead, Hey! Nostradamus, plays by Neil LaBute, The Rabbit Hole, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Glengarry Glen Ross, A View from a Bridge.

Movies: Pulp Fiction, The Great Escape, Up in the Air, Godfather 1 & 2, Oldboy, MST3K: The Movie, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, A Scanner Darkly, the Matrix trilogy, the old Star Wars movies, Kill Bill: Vol. 1 & 2, Stranger Than Fiction, The Shining, Alien, Everything is Illuminated, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, the Chris Nolan Batman and the Tim Burton Batman movies, Guy Ritchie movies and the list goes on...

Shows: Arrested Development, Dexter, Bob's Burgers, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek: TNG, Rome, Deadwood, Justified, Hell on Wheels, Sherlock, Louie, Top Gear (U.K.), Prison Break.

Music: As of right now: Radiohead, Ellie Goulding, 3LAU, Daft Punk, The Temper Trap, Common, Kap Slap, Deadmau5, The Xx, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Simian Mobile Disco, Blind Pilot, M83, Uppermost, The Swell Season, Kaskade, Avicii, Cee-Lo Green, Florence + The Machine, Empire of the Sun, Justice, Röyksopp, Mumford & Sons, The Black Keys...and opera stuff.

Food: I'll eat almost anything, but my ideal meal is a fancy burger paired with a craft beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music.
2. My car.
3. Netflix.
4. My small library.
5. Beer (I'm a beer geek)
6. A few select friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing of real consequence. I'm not saying I'm an idiot. I guess I just try not to "worry about the future" or anything like that and just live in the present.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. If I'm not working then I'm out at a restaurant, bar, concert...something. I try not to stay in but I don't mind staying in once and a while.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to ride a bike. I'm planning on changing that though.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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I hate the whole messaging back and forth thing, leading to a phone number, leading to texting back and forth. I don't like having my phone attached to me like a tumor. Let's make sure we can put sentences together well, that we each have some sort of higher brain function and meet!