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Rambo_Smalls

27 Cleveland, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), German (Okay), Italian (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**I'll be on the road from April to October so I don't have a permanent place of residence...but my stuff is in boxes in Cleveland, OH for now**

I'm always looking for new experiences and new people to expose me to something I've never experienced before. Be it food, music, a new bar, a new book, etc.

I like to go out, but I prefer an out of the way bar with only an old, smoking degenerate at the bar than a shiny bar with J. Crew models. Although, I like to get fancy sometimes and go to a nice restaurant and get a bottle of wine and lots of food. I could also disappear for days on a Netflix binge.

I really enjoy long road trips by myself. I travel to NYC and Chicago pretty often and I enjoy that time with just myself and music...but driving through Indiana and Pennsylvania can be pretty boring. I work in a restaurant so I deal with many people everyday, so my alone time is important to me. Pretending to give a shit about other people's food can be tiresome.

I am an aspiring opera singer so I take gigs whenever I can. It takes me to some cool places like Austria or Philadelphia and some weird places like Cedar Rapids, IA and Natchez, MS. My future is unpredictable and I like it that way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Over the next six months I'll have no REAL home. Just traveling around doing some shows and stuff. Good times.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating and drinking, judging people, locking myself in a practice room for hours, running so I can eat and drink more, not taking selfies (you look stupid)(I realize the hypocrisy of that statement when I have a selfie as a profile pic, but, hey...I was in make up), having elaborate conversations about nothing in particular, driving fast and taking chances, cooking, picking wine for an occasion, maybe more.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fetus of my unborn sibling attached to my shoulder...I don't know...?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Chuck Pahlahniuk, anything by Charles Bukowski, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, American Psycho, Shōgun, Everything is Illuminated, A Farewell to Arms, The Fountainhead, Hey! Nostradamus, plays by Neil LaBute, The Rabbit Hole, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Glengarry Glen Ross, A View from a Bridge.

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Gladiator, Up in the Air, Godfather 1 & 2, Oldboy, Waking Life, MST3K: The Movie, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, A Scanner Darkly, the Matrix trilogy, Star Wars (except episode 2), Filth, Kill Bill: Vol. 1 & 2, The Shining, Alien, Everything is Illuminated, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, the Chris Nolan Batman and the Tim Burton Batman movies, Guy Ritchie movies and the list goes on...

Shows: The Wire, The Sopranos, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Dexter, Bob's Burgers, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek: TNG, Rome, Deadwood, Justified, Hell on Wheels, Sherlock, Louie, Top Gear (U.K.), Prison Break.

Music: Radiohead, Kendrick Lamar, Wale, Childish Gambino, Jamiroquai, LCD Soundsystem, Daft Punk, The Temper Trap, Common, Kap Slap, Deadmau5, The Xx, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Simian Mobile Disco, Blind Pilot, M83, Uppermost, The Swell Season, Kaskade, Avicii, Cee-Lo Green, Florence + The Machine, Empire of the Sun, Justice, Röyksopp, Mumford & Sons, The Black Keys. I could list a bunch of opera singers that I admire and look up to, but I think that would just seem...unnecessary?

Food: I'll eat almost anything, but my ideal meal is a fancy burger paired with a craft beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music.
2. My car.
3. Netflix.
4. My small library.
5. Beer (I'm a beer geek)
6. A few select friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are there really that many stupid people in the world or am I just that big of a grumpy old man (I like to think the former, but it's a toss up)? Is the existence and prevalence of this website indicative of something wrong with society (Yes, I just wanted to use fancy words in a sentence)? When/what am I going to eat next?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. If I'm not working then I'm out at a restaurant, bar, concert...something. I try not to stay in but I don't mind staying in once and a while.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to ride a bike. I'm planning on changing that though, but that usually happens when drinking is involved...so not a lot of progress has been made.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I hate the whole messaging back and forth thing, leading to a phone number, leading to texting back and forth. I don't like having my phone attached to me like a tumor. Let's make sure we can put sentences together well, that we each have some sort of higher brain function and meet!