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27 • M • Scotts Valley, CA
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–31
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
- Last Online
- Online now!
- Asian, Pacific Islander
- 6′ 2″ (1.88m)
- Body Type
- Mostly other
- Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
- Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of space camp
- Less than $20,000
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has dogs and has cats
- English (Poorly), Swahili (Fluently)
An apple a day means that you'd eat 27,375 of them in a lifetime. (If you live an average life)
That's a lot of apples.
I'm pretty good at laughing.
....see? Pretty good, right?
I'm also fantastic at making up words;
bingosnatch, sexcheese, flubjunker, fingerjousting, garglebutt, dickspinich, wonderfuck, clit-pickle, thunderchudd, and more....
If you'd like to contribute, I'd love to hear some.
Movies: My television raped me when I was 24 years old. It used no lube.
Music: YESSSS PLEASEEEE
Shows: Refer to my comment about movies.
Food: Brazed tapeworm, served with broccoli and cauliflower.
2. More sex
3. Even more sex
4...5....6..... you see where this is going.
(p.s. I'm terrible at coitus and I have a small penis. Go me!)
watching documentaries about
ants and other arthropods.
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