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Ramones1986

27 M Scotts Valley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
7′ 1″ (2.16m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Swahili (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to gently spread peanut butter on the homeless. Sometimes I tuck my junk between my legs. I have violent dreams and if you sleep next to me, I'll probably end up punching you in the face.

One time, I stuck a harmonica up my ass and played Journey's Don't Stop Believing. I played it on a separate harmonica, I just wanted something up my ass while playing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All the world is a stage. Fuck stages.

An apple a day means that you'd eat 27,375 of them in a lifetime. (If you live an average life)

That's a lot of apples.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making out with my cat. Her tounge is rough, and she tastes like tuna mixed with butt hole. Regardless, she is a pretty good kisser.

I'm pretty good at laughing.
Hahahahahahaha
....see? Pretty good, right?

I'm also fantastic at making up words;

bingosnatch, sexcheese, flubjunker, fingerjousting, garglebutt, dickspinich, wonderfuck, clit-pickle, thunderchudd, and more....

If you'd like to contribute, I'd love to hear some.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'm not sure what this is....

Movies: My television raped me when I was 24 years old. It used no lube.

Music: YESSSS PLEASEEEE

Shows: Refer to my comment about movies.

Food: Brazed tapeworm, served with broccoli and cauliflower.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sex
2. More sex
3. Even more sex
4...5....6..... you see where this is going.

(p.s. I'm terrible at coitus and I have a small penis. Go me!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Raid tastes like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Masturbating furiously while watching documentaries about ants.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
......you shouldn't......