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Rand0mtask

25 / M / straight / Single

Bell, California

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Military
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am brillig, vorpal, and frabjous.

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My Self-Summary

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

-Robert A. Heinlein

I have never pitched manure, but I'm working on it.

What I’m doing with my life

Using it to bludgeon the ideology that a college education is tantamount to advanced intellect and necessary for happiness and success.

So far, so good.

I’m really good at

Writing, I suppose. People have told me from a very young age I should do it professionally. I went that route as a journalist in the Marine Corps, and found writing at any great length tends to feel a bit like public masturbation to me.

I have, however, been working on a little horror story in my spare time. Go figure.

I've also been told I'm generally very affable, and that I make people feel secure in a short amount of time. I like that.

The first things people usually notice about me

Probably my sweet tits.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Suggest some. If I have already experienced them, we have common ground. If I haven't, you'll have enriched me. Either way, it's a good way to start a conversation.

As an update, I'm throwing three of my favorite books out there, because the above statement has led some of you to believe I don't read or something ludicrous like that:

Lord of Light, Roger Zelazny
Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson
Written on the Body, Jeanette Winterson

The six things I could never do without

I can do without.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How willful ignorance and absolutism became predominant forces in our social and political discourse.

On a typical Friday night I am

awesome.

To expand, there is no typical Friday for me. I don't have a 9-5 schedule, and so most days I don't know what day of the month, let alone week we're on. So I tend to ask my friends to hang out on Tuesdays, which can be a bit awkward.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Nothing.

I mean if I make it public, it's not private at all, making something else "the most private thing I'm willing to admit here." It's a never-ending plunge into the dank reaches of my soul. I will not subject myself to such heinous denigration.

You should message me if

You have something to say.
Which, hopefully, is most of you.

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