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30 F Lafayette, IN

My Details

Last Online
Jul 8
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Oh hey! Let's see, I'm an educated, sassy, hilarious human being. I enjoy life, mostly because I surround myself with people who equally enjoy their life. To me, it's interesting how a lot of friends are married, have kids, dogs, whatever...and I am just working on making myself amazing. My goal in life is to become best friends with Kristen Wiig and Tina Fey, but until then I just rock it out in Lafayette until I get discovered.
What I’m doing with my life
I am an expert in my own experiences. I spend most of my time in the metropolis of Indianapolis on the weekends and thrive in the ever popular Lafayette during the week, enjoying anything musically or artistically-inclined.

I drink a lot of coffee, wear a lot of sunscreen, and take a lot of pictures of my cats.
I’m really good at
Pop culture trivia. If the world were coming to an end and it was up to me to save it based on my incredible knowledge and ability to retain anything pop culture related, we would all sleep soundly that night and then question the necessity of saving the world via pop culture knowledge.

Also parading as an extravert. I'm REALLY good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me

If you disagree, you're lying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm attempting to read every Stephen King book ever written as I am mildly obsessed. I am attempting to also get through the 4th Song of Ice and Fire book (Game of Thrones for all you HBO viewers), but I am finding it increasingly unamusing. Anyone get through it yet? I mean, it'll get better...right? Right?
I am also a huge fan of Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Native Hoosier, so he has my mad props. Stephen King has my heart. However, my current go to is The Daily Readings, an NJR classic.

Movies: Wet Hot American Summer. Done.

Music: I am an equal opportunity music lover. My Pandora is currently on Matchbox 20/The Beatles but there is also some Damien Rice, Edward Sharpe, Mat Kearney, Warren Zevon, George Harrison, and eclectic choices on there.

Food: Pretty much love it all.
The six things I could never do without
My pup
Solid financial planning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much money really WAS in that banana stand? Just kidding, I actually do know how much money was in it, but then I think about whether it was a good idea to store money there. That leads to me wondering if I should rethink my investment options into other stands specializing in frozen fruit sales...

I also think a lot about starting to write that book that I've been craving to write forever. The life of a single, 30 year old, fabulously hilarious woman. Right now, the chapter I am envisioning is The Art of Friend-Zoning: She's Just Not That Into You.

I do blog. Mostly amusing stories about life experiences, as I am a storyteller by nature. So a lot of my time is considering how something intensely ridiculous can be turned into a witty blog entry. Let me tell you, it's pretty awesome.
On a typical Friday night I am
It's a competition between staying at home catching up on Days of our Lives, knitting, and fighting for room on the couch with my cat OR decompressing from the week at my favorite local coffee house/cupcakery/bar.

To be honest, the Crazy Cat Lady night sometimes wins out, but I do make a mean pot holder...just saying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My name isn't really Randall and my chihuahua is better than yours.

Is that private enough? Some of the things people disclose in this section are unbelievable. You have psychotic tendencies? Thanks for sharing, but whaaaat? Discretion, guys...discretion.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I value witty intelligence and quick humor; you will either need to be able to keep up with mine, or just sit back and watch in awe as I work a room.

So are you a nerdy, geeky, totally introverted and ridiculously funny guy? If so, chances are we are soulmates, and you need to message me. Otherwise, chances are you won't hear from me. This is more of a social experiment for me rather than putting stock in finding my partner, however I have been known to be persuaded...surprise me!

The closest I get to flirting on here is rating you 4 or 5 stars.