Hmmmm, how does one describe self? I usually just put something off the wall up when I go to talk about or introduce myself but I can not think of a thing to say. Besides most people just look at the pictures to decide if they like you. Sure there is more than the surface to any of us however esthetics is nice and it is what really starts the whole thing off anyway. So yes, that is my picture and yes it is recent. Do I care if you believe me? Well not really unless you are some sexy trollup who wants to rock my world all night long from here to Tombstone and back again just because you like the way I look :P

I spend a great deal of time at home alone with my two dogs. But there are certain things they can't do for me-like cook-and you thought I was going to say...

I have a lot of projects like landscaping, rainwater harvesting and mechanics. I recently broke my main transportation and had to pull another motorcycle out of mothballs and fix it up. My car runs but I do not drive it so it is no longer registered (still insured just in case.) I am also building a jeep out of a '64 CJ5 chassis and my van so I currently ride two wheels almost exclusively but I ride alone not with a pac. Just not going to pay dues to another man so I can dress like him and pretend we are in the military or something.

Fixing things and Kissing :) but not good at writing about self...

I'm standing upright, or i'm sitting or ... how the H*** would I know? Besides I don't really care.

Steaks grilled on an open flame-I do that a lot at home.

Never do without? That is pretty strong so I suppose I would have to start with air, then water, but the two don't mix well. For instance I tried to breathe underwater once and I coughed a lot.

What not to say on questionnaires about self.

Sleeping.

I have a scar on my butt. Aside from that I would like to take sometime to talk about the difference between men and women. Say for instance women just don't understand us at all. Always complaining about us being unwilling to stop and ask for directions. Most men don't get why you complain about this so at least from a male perspective let me try to explain it to you so maybe-now I know it is a big if- but just maybe we will come to a mutual understanding here: We are adventurers! Pure and simple it is in our blood. For instance there are many great women in history but how many are noted in the history books leading bands of other women around in search of new land, fertile country or extended trade routes.
Think about this for a moment.. ok moment is up. Oh wait, here is what you were supposed to ponder: did Columbus stop and ask for directions (feel free to take an additional moment now). I think not! He did not even have to wait for the light to turn green but red light running is getting a little off topic so I won't take the time to make the connection at this time(if ever) so did he wait NO well okay there was that little issue about funding-but we have plastic and we can purchase our own gas for now. So just as Columbus did not stop and ask directions we too are on our own little adventure. Columbus didn't stop at circle K and get a map either- he made his own and he went down in the history books as an adventurer. Hell, he even discovered an entirely new, whopping big, never heard of before continent. Well never heard of before except for the approximately six million people that were already living there but that is beside the point we may find a new block not on the maps in NJ- just give us a chance. Furthermore if we stop for directions then there is another MAN in charge of our little adventure and that is no good as we must control our own destiny. (and of course we don't want to give any other man the opportunity to say to his friends " I met this guy today that was certainly not much of an adventurer...) So let us be Columbus once in a while and ease up on us please. But if you really feel like you must get to your chosen destination at a specified time then don't say, "Would you just stop and ask for directions." That won't work! Try something like this: " would you stop and ask that cute little blonde over there, she looks like a local." Of course once stopped you will have to intercede and ask the brunette yourself...

You like taking baths or showers outdoors; really I have both. Grilling Steaks etc. I like- no luv icecream and talking. And if listening to me ramble on pertending I'm a comedian (like above) sounds like fun well then...