What the hell am I? I been trying to figure that out for years. And I'm ok with still trying to figure it out. I talk to things. A lot really. But they don't listen. I talk to cars and pets and screws. You know, all the things that should listen but don't. If life were simple I would just curl up and die but I am not about drama at all. Live and let live and have fun while you are doing it. 'This above all, to thine own self be true...' That Shakespere guy had a few good things to say. What about you?

For more info check my myspace. Really I am on tribe a lot more and it's a much better profile thingy. Look there for me but I will more than likely not accept you unless I meet you. Or I want to meet you. http://www.myspace.com/fuzzyfunboy http://people.tribe.net/fuzzyfunboy

Another one of those bi-poly-switches...

Oh yeah...I'm a bit of a closet gamer dork...make fun of it and I'll beat you with my ugly dice =P Another oh yeah...and yes, I can have two. I'll play with boys. But I'm not looking for a relationship with boys here.

Well, my friends before I moved to SF used to call me a massage terrorist but since moving I have mellowed out a bit and am just a massage therapist. Now I pretty much just do massage and try to make my life a better place to be.

I spend a decent amount of time going out too. Oddly enough I am more likely to be out Mon-Wed nights than Friday and Saturday nights. But I go out on them a lot too.

I am also involved with the medical marijuana movement. I am not a stoner but, well, yeah. If you think that drugs are bad stop reading and move on. Unless you mind immediately goes to mmmmkay automatically after hearing that phrase. And if you get that joke you should likely email me.

I can give a helluva massage, that's for damn sure...I can listen pretty good too. Inconsistencies in typing...I'm really good at that. Sometimes like a scholar and sometimes like a 10 year old. capitalization isn't really necessary, is it? I don't use any of the internet/txting shorthands though. 'U' is *always* 'you' and knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're' is important to me. I have been known to get fussy about the there/their/they're and to/two/too thing as well.

I have gotten pretty good at swing dancing too so if you know a night or just want to be silly on the dance floor swinging to ANY kind of music lemme know.

I'm short...whatever, I got nice eyes too. More and more people are noticing the hairy first. And definitely the stocky. As much as I like to say so I am not a delicate flower.

a) Three years ago I didn't really read other than magazines. That has changed and now I am rarely without a book. Most of what I read is fantasy with a bend towards urban fantasy. Big fan of Martin, Butcher, and Carey. Definite guilty pleasures of female protagonists and supernatural critters.

b)Damn...this is a bold question. Everything from bad early 90's action movies to early 70's documentaries on Indonesia. In general I like pretty movies, be that from intense visual/special effects or really good sets/scenery. Much more into the action/comedy side then the drama/romance but like mixtures of the two.

c) Yeah...I need music to get by. Most kinds that make the body want to do something, be it dance or think are the best. definitely have a soft spot for early 90's hip hop like Tribe and Pharcyde and like Paul Simon a lot too. Ani Difranco will always move me. I like to listen to music and rarely know who or what the song is. Except when I do. Then I smile.

d) Food is good...I like it. I'll stick with it. Dating a chef for four years has opened my eyes to a lot of new food. Always interested to try new things. Sushi will always put a smile on my face though. And pizza, rarely a time I won't eat sushi or pizza.

water, music, intelligent conversation, textures (preferably on the human body), darkness, light

What I should be thinking about or something like it. I tend to be fairly observant and I think about what I see constantly. People and how they live has been on my mind a lot. I see a lot of different people walking through the city here and they are all here for very different reasons yet are all happy here. Or at least still here. I like that.

Been thinking about polyamory/polysexuality a lot these days. It's odd to care deeply about someone yet have no problem kissing someone else or more. It's really just nice to have someone you know cares I guess. Along similar lines I've been trying to figure out where I am on the kink spectrum. The best I've come up with so far is service toppy but haven't played enough to know and would like to figure it out. Experiential learner?

And since the new kitten has joined the family I have been thinking a lot about whether or not he really is a crack head. And when he is going to calm down.

Depends a lot on what happened Thursday night and what is going on Saturday. Frequently at DNA Lounge or Cat Club though. Or watching some movie for the umpteenth time at home.

I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I know all the words to the movie Roadhouse or the fact that the Passions theme song makes me smile.

You like to laugh at life and the odd things that happen every day. Or if my profile made you smile or giggle. And if you have a problem with someone in an open relationship you should not message me at all.