Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What the hell am I? I been trying to figure that out for years. And
I'm ok with still trying to figure it out. I talk to things. A lot
really. But they don't listen. I talk to cars and pets and screws.
You know, all the things that should listen but don't. If life were
simple I would just curl up and die but I am not about drama at
all. Live and let live and have fun while you are doing it. 'This
above all, to thine own self be true...' That Shakespere guy had a
few good things to say. What about you?
Another one of those bi-poly-switches...really more of a service
top though. And more pansexual than bi ;) Big bonus if you get what
those phrases mean. Much more like attracted to trans guys than cis
guys but it happens. And I have learned over the years that I
definitely don't have a type when it comes to women.
All of that being said I am currently in a monogamous relationship.
It's something I've done before and is working out great. So not
looking for anyone new to play with or date for now.
I am chill, understanding, and fuzzy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, my friends before I moved to SF used to call me a massage
terrorist but since moving I have mellowed out a bit and am just a
massage therapist. Now I pretty much just do massage and try to
make my life a better place to be.
I spend a decent amount of time going out too. I'm pretty much
guaranteed to be out every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday
and Sunday nights. Sometimes it is working in one way or another
and sometimes it is just having fun. Always it is Butter, DNA, Cat
Club and Wicked Grounds.
I also used to be involved with the medical marijuana movement. I
am not a stoner but, well, yeah. If you think that drugs are bad
stop reading and move on. Unless you mind immediately goes to
mmmmkay automatically after hearing that phrase. And if you get
that joke you should likely email me.
Wondering what is next for me in life. Cha cha changes...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can give a helluva massage, that's for damn sure...I can listen
pretty good too. Inconsistencies in typing...I'm really good at
that. Sometimes like a scholar and sometimes like a 10 year old.
capitalization isn't really necessary, is it? I don't use any of
the internet/txting shorthands though. 'U' is *always* 'you' and
knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're' is important to
me. I have been known to get fussy about the there/their/they're
and to/two/too thing as well.
I have gotten pretty good at swing dancing too so if you know a
night or just want to be silly on the dance floor swinging to ANY
kind of music lemme know.
I'm also really good with dragon tails. Though some might fault me
with same damn spot syndrome. As I say on a profile on another site
I'm a bad bad man who does bad bad things and makes bad bad toys.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short...whatever, I've got nice eyes too. More and more people
are noticing the hairy first. And definitely the stocky. As much as
I like to say so I am not a delicate flower.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) Three years ago I didn't really read other than magazines. That
has changed and now I am rarely without a book. Most of what I read
is fantasy with a bend towards urban fantasy. Big fan of Martin,
Butcher, and Carey. Definite guilty pleasures of female
protagonists and supernatural critters.
b)Damn...this is a bold question. Everything from bad early 90's
action movies to early 70's documentaries on Indonesia. In general
I like pretty movies, be that from intense visual/special effects
or really good sets/scenery. Much more into the action/comedy side
then the drama/romance but like mixtures of the two.
c) Yeah...I need music to get by. Most kinds that make the body
want to do something, be it dance or think are the best. Definitely
have a soft spot for early 90's hip hop like Tribe and Pharcyde and
like Paul Simon a lot too. Ani Difranco will always move me. I like
to listen to music and rarely know who or what the song is. Except
when I do. Then I smile.
d) Food is good...I like it. I'll stick with it. Dating a chef for
seven years has opened my eyes to a lot of new food. Always
interested to try new things. Sushi will always put a smile on my
face though. And pizza, rarely a time I won't eat sushi or pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water, music, intelligent conversation, textures (preferably on the
human body), darkness, light
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I should be thinking about or something like it. I tend to be
fairly observant and I think about what I see constantly. People
and how they live has been on my mind a lot. I see a lot of
different people walking through the city here and they are all
here for very different reasons yet are all happy here. Or at least
still here. I like that.
Been thinking about polyamory/polysexuality a lot these days. It's
odd to care deeply about someone yet have no problem kissing
someone else or more. It's really just nice to have someone you
know cares I guess.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I actually spend a fair amount of Friday nights at home. Mostly
because there is a pretty good chance I was out six of the seven
days before that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I know all the words to
the movie Roadhouse or the fact that the Passions theme song makes
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to laugh at life and the odd things that happen every day.
Or if my profile made you smile or giggle.
I've also learned that the quality I think I appreciate most in
someone is honesty. If you are the kind of person who likes living
lies and hiding things from people I doubt we would be a good
And for the love of all of the known gods actually say something.
Unless I already know you more than a sentence would be really
nice. If all you have to say is some variation on "Hi there" I will
likely mock you. Possibly to my friends. So don't do it. The
chances of me replying are minimal at best. And if you do I will
wonder how much else of my profile you didn't pay attention to...
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