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Randatso

35 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:12pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
What the hell am I? I been trying to figure that out for years. And I'm ok with still trying to figure it out. I talk to things. A lot really. But they don't listen. I talk to cars and pets and screws. You know, all the things that should listen but don't. If life were simple I would just curl up and die but I am not about drama at all. Live and let live and have fun while you are doing it. 'This above all, to thine own self be true...' That Shakespere guy had a few good things to say. What about you?

Another one of those bi-poly-switches...really more of a service top though. And more pansexual than bi ;) Big bonus if you get what those phrases mean. Much more like attracted to trans guys than cis guys but it happens. And I have learned over the years that I definitely don't have a type when it comes to women.

I am chill, understanding, and fuzzy
What I’m doing with my life
Well, my friends before I moved to SF used to call me a massage terrorist but since moving I have mellowed out a bit and am just a massage therapist. Now I pretty much just do massage and try to make my life a better place to be.

I spend a decent amount of time going out too. I'm pretty much guaranteed to be out every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday nights. Sometimes it is working in one way or another and sometimes it is just having fun. Always it is Butter, DNA, Cat Club and Wicked Grounds.

I also used to be involved with the medical marijuana movement. I am not a stoner but, well, yeah. If you think that drugs are bad stop reading and move on. Unless you mind immediately goes to mmmmkay automatically after hearing that phrase. And if you get that joke you should likely email me.

Wondering what is next for me in life. Cha cha changes...
I’m really good at
I can give a helluva massage, that's for damn sure...I can listen pretty good too. Inconsistencies in typing...I'm really good at that. Sometimes like a scholar and sometimes like a 10 year old. capitalization isn't really necessary, is it? I don't use any of the internet/txting shorthands though. 'U' is *always* 'you' and knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're' is important to me. I have been known to get fussy about the there/their/they're and to/two/too thing as well.

I have gotten pretty good at swing dancing too so if you know a night or just want to be silly on the dance floor swinging to ANY kind of music lemme know.

I'm also really good with dragon tails. Though some might fault me with same damn spot syndrome. As I say on a profile on another site I'm a bad bad man who does bad bad things and makes bad bad toys.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short...whatever, I've got nice eyes too. More and more people are noticing the hairy first. And definitely the stocky. As much as I like to say so I am not a delicate flower.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) Three years ago I didn't really read other than magazines. That has changed and now I am rarely without a book. Most of what I read is fantasy with a bend towards urban fantasy. Big fan of Martin, Butcher, and Carey. Definite guilty pleasures of female protagonists and supernatural critters.

b)Damn...this is a bold question. Everything from bad early 90's action movies to early 70's documentaries on Indonesia. In general I like pretty movies, be that from intense visual/special effects or really good sets/scenery. Much more into the action/comedy side then the drama/romance but like mixtures of the two.

c) Yeah...I need music to get by. Most kinds that make the body want to do something, be it dance or think are the best. Definitely have a soft spot for early 90's hip hop like Tribe and Pharcyde and like Paul Simon a lot too. Ani Difranco will always move me. I like to listen to music and rarely know who or what the song is. Except when I do. Then I smile.

d) Food is good...I like it. I'll stick with it. Dating a chef for seven years has opened my eyes to a lot of new food. Always interested to try new things. Sushi will always put a smile on my face though. And pizza, rarely a time I won't eat sushi or pizza.
The six things I could never do without
water, music, intelligent conversation, textures (preferably on the human body), darkness, light
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I should be thinking about or something like it. I tend to be fairly observant and I think about what I see constantly. People and how they live has been on my mind a lot. I see a lot of different people walking through the city here and they are all here for very different reasons yet are all happy here. Or at least still here. I like that.

Been thinking about polyamory/polysexuality a lot these days. It's odd to care deeply about someone yet have no problem kissing someone else or more. It's really just nice to have someone you know cares I guess.
On a typical Friday night I am
I actually spend a fair amount of Friday nights at home. Mostly because there is a pretty good chance I was out six of the seven days before that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I know all the words to the movie Roadhouse or the fact that the Passions theme song makes me smile.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 24–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You like to laugh at life and the odd things that happen every day. Or if my profile made you smile or giggle.

I've also learned that the quality I think I appreciate most in someone is honesty. If you are the kind of person who likes living lies and hiding things from people I doubt we would be a good match.

And for the love of all of the known gods actually say something. Unless I already know you more than a sentence would be really nice. If all you have to say is some variation on "Hi there" I will likely mock you. Possibly to my friends. So don't do it. The chances of me replying are minimal at best. And if you do I will wonder how much else of my profile you didn't pay attention to...