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RandlePink

37 San Jose, CA Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:48pm
Orientation
Heteroflexible, Questioning
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Blogging harder.

Hustling bicycles.

Getting older.

Coffee. Tea. Water. Whiskey. Beer. Repeat.

Walking the dog.

On occasion, instrumentalizing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shenanigans. Tomfoolery. Monkeyshines.

Creative multiplicity.

Getting there and back again.

Starting from scratch.

I'm long, and I'm strong, and I'm down to get the friction on. Just sayin'.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The moustache, presumably. It's hard to miss. Either that, or the chrome dome. #baldguy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Considering that this is the only kind of small talk that I can really get behind, I'd much rather make this a show and tell thing. But for the sake of introductions: I'm currently rereading Dune, love any kind of music that makes me wanna dance my ass off, and I'm slavishly devoted to all things curry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
GTFO
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking, or writing. Or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I bark louder than I bite.

Also, I have a deep, abiding love for the semicolon.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Self-evangelizing is a waste of time; either you like what you see, or you don't. I do love to chat with people though, and about all kinds of shit. If you do decide to drop me a line, I'd like to think you won't be disappointed. But that's not for me to decide, and there's only one way for you to find out. ;)