What to say that won't make me sound like a complete self absorbed ass or you can't find out from just talking to me?? Oh well here it goes!

DISCLAIMER: I am extremely blunt and honest with many things that come out of my brain box, so if you aren't use to it I apologize. If you're not overly sensitive then keep on reading.

-I'm just here for friends, if something comes out of it then so be it.
-I spend a lot of time cooking.
-I often feel like punting a small child when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". LEARN ENGLISH!
-Extremely random, sarcastic and outgoing.
-I still believe in chivalry
-People find it weird that I am left handed but play guitar right handed.
-The whitest "Mexican" you'll ever know
-I people watch.
-"I'm a baller on a budget"- Daniel Tosh
-I don't like raves, ravers or techno *it's not music to me*
-Pizza will seriously be the death of me, they need a sort of pizzaholics anonymous.
-I love whiskey.
-Painting when I'm bored makes me happy
-I have a fascination with lawn gnomes.
-Choco tacos=Jesus+1
-Taking a random adventure to no where at all is always a good idea to me.
-I love nerdy girls.
-I have really random pet peeves....such as feet, they're disgusting.
-I am a musician, been playing guitar for 12 years now...So if you are a musician of any sort then I'd love to meet you.

Giving guitar lessons like a thug.

Someone should show me new hiking trails...just saying.

Stealing candy from small children and invading the minds of my foes with one hand tied behind my back

Thee mustache and extremely ghetto contraption I call a car.

But then again I don't read minds and would rather not ask.

Books: The perks of being a wallflower, Anything Poe related, Slaughter house V, The Giver, 1984, Storm of the century and whatever else strikes my interest

Movies: Drop Dead Fred is by far the beees knees in my opinion that and Labyrinth, Back to the Future 1/2/3, Dark Crystal, American History X, Any sort of Alien or Predator movie, Hard Candy, Amelie, Spun, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Star Wars, Eternal Sunshine, Garden State and The Science of Sleep.

Music is a completely different story as well, I like mostly everything but country, techno and new hiphop....honestly the whole auto-tuned vocals in every song is getting old.

I also like to keep things fatty with my foods. Pizza, mozzarella sticks, steak...

What's a salad? That leafy green stuff? Is it covered in 5 kinds of cheese and bacon? No thanks then...I'll just take the heart attack on a plate...oh wait, I mean the 4 cheese hamburger with extra bacon, can I get that all deep fried?

GOD, Music, pizza, water, traveling, friends, a good whiskey, sarcasm and counting past 6

*The god part is a joke, I'm poking fun at the people who put that there*

Traveling around the world in a winnebago, whether or not I am going to be on tv tomorrow, if I am on tv tomorrow would my grandmother be watching it, why is she watching the tv when she should be making tasty food for 36 grand kids, how many children can fit inside a telephone booth, do animals have souls, if so do they have their own separate heaven and hell, what kind of a dog would Satan or God be, if there is a parallel dimension where I am a tall black man, why do aliens come 47389472389278920 light years just to anal probe us......and I can keep on all day about the ideas and thoughts in my brain haha

Normally inviting some friends over for drinks and a bonfire in my backyard while I am cooking tasty delights that only the likes of me can come up with.

But I could also be painting or recording...stop giving me stupid subjects to make people base their opinion on me from what I say! Damn websites.

The holocaust is what Chuck Norris did for a klondike bar...true story.

You get my sense of humor, want to hangout, love music, are adventurous, open to anything, down to watch the History Channel with me...ohhh and not at all really shy and creepy.

p.s. If you type "LyK3 d!$", don't bother with your 9th grade education I like them somewhat nerdy.