Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved from Southern CA to Henderson NV. Looking for some
I am extremely blunt and honest with many things that come out of
my brain box, so if you aren't used to it I apologize.
-Anyone that starts off their profile with, "I'm super sarcastic
and funny!" is a fucking liar.
-If you like whiskey, pizza and hiking we will more than likely get
-"You're" and "your", please know the difference.
-The whitest "Mexican" you'll ever know
-People watching is a pass-time of mine.
-I have a fascination with lawn gnomes.
-Feet are fucking disgusting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Exploring my new home and making money so I can move again.
Someone should show me new hiking trails...just saying.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stealing candy from small children and invading the minds of my
foes with one hand tied behind my back
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well although I am well aware that I am not very tall for a guy,
people still feel the need to remind me of how short I am. *sighs*
As if I've lived for 25 years of my life and never realized this
But then again I don't read minds and would rather not ask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Jack London books, Anything Poe related, Slaughter house V,
The Giver, 1984, Storm of the century and whatever else strikes my
is by far the beees knees in my opinion that and
Labyrinth, Back to the Future 1/2/3, Dark Crystal, American History
X, Any sort of Alien or Predator movie, Hard Candy, Amelie, Spun,
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Star Wars, Eternal Sunshine
, Garden State
Science of Sleep
Music is a completely different story as well, I like mostly
everything but country, techno & top 40 shit
PIZZAAA, pizza...pizza? Did I mention I like pizza?
What's a salad? That leafy green stuff? Is it covered in 5 kinds of
cheese and bacon? No thanks then...I'll just take the heart attack
on a plate...oh wait, I mean the 4 cheese hamburger with extra
bacon, can I get that all deep fried?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Good 'Merican Whiskey
-Counting past 6
*The god part is a joke, I'm poking fun at the people who put that
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Traveling around the world in a winnebago, whether or not I am
going to be on tv tomorrow, if I am on tv tomorrow would my
grandmother be watching it, why is she watching the tv when she
should be making tasty food for 36 grand kids, how many children
can fit inside a telephone booth, do animals have souls, if so do
they have their own separate heaven and hell, what kind of a dog
would Satan or God be, if there is a parallel dimension where I am
a tall black man, why do aliens come 47389472389278920 light years
just to anal probe us......and I can keep on all day about the
ideas and thoughts in my brain haha
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Normally inviting some friends over for drinks and a bonfire in my
backyard while I am cooking tasty delights that only the likes of
myself can come up with.
But I could also be painting or recording...stop giving me stupid
subjects to make people base their opinion on me from what I say!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The holocaust is what Chuck Norris did for a klondike bar...true
You should message me if
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You actually read or at the very least skimmed through my profile,
think that pizza, whiskey and History channel sounds like a great
night or enjoy hikes as much as I do and would like to go on an
p.s. If you type "LyK3 d!$", don't bother with your 9th grade
education I like them somewhat nerdy.
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