DISCLAIMER: I am extremely blunt and honest with many things that come out of my brain box, so if you aren't used to it I apologize.
-Anyone that starts off their profile with, "I'm super sarcastic and funny!" is a fucking liar. Whoever tells these people that they are funny must have a sense of humor akin to that of a 40 year old mormon cat lady.
-If you like whiskey, pizza and hiking we will more than likely get along.
-"You're" and "your", please know the difference.
-The whitest "Mexican" you'll ever know
-People watching is a pass-time of mine.
-I don't like raves, ravers or techno *it's not music to me.
-I have a fascination with lawn gnomes.
-Feet are fucking disgusting.