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25 Cypress, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 23
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
DISCLAIMER: I am extremely blunt and honest with many things that come out of my brain box, so if you aren't used to it I apologize.

-Anyone that starts off their profile with, "I'm super sarcastic and funny!" is a fucking liar. Whoever tells these people that they are funny must have a sense of humor akin to that of a 40 year old mormon cat lady.

-If you like whiskey, pizza and hiking we will more than likely get along.
-"You're" and "your", please know the difference.
-Left handed
-The whitest "Mexican" you'll ever know
-People watching is a pass-time of mine.
-I don't like raves, ravers or techno *it's not music to me.
-I have a fascination with lawn gnomes.
-Feet are fucking disgusting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Giving guitar lessons like a thug.

Someone should show me new hiking trails...just saying.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stealing candy from small children and invading the minds of my foes with one hand tied behind my back
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well although I am well aware that I am not very tall for a guy people still feel the need to remind me of how short I am. *sighs* As if I've lived for 25 years of my life and never realized this fact.

But then again I don't read minds and would rather not ask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The perks of being a wallflower, Anything Poe related, Slaughter house V, The Giver, 1984, Storm of the century and whatever else strikes my interest

Movies: Drop Dead Fred is by far the beees knees in my opinion that and Labyrinth, Back to the Future 1/2/3, Dark Crystal, American History X, Any sort of Alien or Predator movie, Hard Candy, Amelie, Spun, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Star Wars, Eternal Sunshine, Garden State and The Science of Sleep.

Music is a completely different story as well, I like mostly everything but country, techno and new hiphop....honestly the whole auto-tuned vocals in every song is getting old.

I also like to keep things fatty with my foods. Pizza, mozzarella sticks, steak...

What's a salad? That leafy green stuff? Is it covered in 5 kinds of cheese and bacon? No thanks then...I'll just take the heart attack on a plate...oh wait, I mean the 4 cheese hamburger with extra bacon, can I get that all deep fried?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
GOD, Music, pizza, water, traveling, friends, a good whiskey, dumb people and counting past 6

*The god part is a joke, I'm poking fun at the people who put that there*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Traveling around the world in a winnebago, whether or not I am going to be on tv tomorrow, if I am on tv tomorrow would my grandmother be watching it, why is she watching the tv when she should be making tasty food for 36 grand kids, how many children can fit inside a telephone booth, do animals have souls, if so do they have their own separate heaven and hell, what kind of a dog would Satan or God be, if there is a parallel dimension where I am a tall black man, why do aliens come 47389472389278920 light years just to anal probe us......and I can keep on all day about the ideas and thoughts in my brain haha
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Normally inviting some friends over for drinks and a bonfire in my backyard while I am cooking tasty delights that only the likes of myself can come up with.

But I could also be painting or recording...stop giving me stupid subjects to make people base their opinion on me from what I say! Damn websites.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The holocaust is what Chuck Norris did for a klondike bar...true story.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually read or at the very least skimmed through my profile, think that pizza, whiskey and History channel sounds like a great night or enjoy hikes as much as I do and would like to go on an adventure.

p.s. If you type "LyK3 d!$", don't bother with your 9th grade education I like them somewhat nerdy.