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33 West Palm Beach, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–41
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 23
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I often wake with the sun, wafting with burnt glands, and without remembering my dreams, want to be like water, as well as prefer my atoms to be empty.

Average human doing average things.
Poor make-up choices are an epidemic and you probably are more attractive without make-up in my opinion.
Work is good for mental health.

I value and look for in a potential partner honesty, hairy armpits and legs, LOYALTY, cooperation, humility, patience, 420 &D, creativity, dorkness/nerdom, personal responsibility, respect, honor, independence, openness. A queen! I'm reluctant to trust others quickly regarding these things ;)

I am not looking for a corporate ladder climber, want-it-all-free princess type, never single, 5 guys and girls on the side, planet destroyer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job. That's nice. Sometimes I disturb the air with my creativity. Bald spots are sexy. Learning about love every moment if I can. Much daily Mariwhata.

I am present in this moment right now and no moment beyond that is promised. I shall not attach myself to the desires but simply enjoy, cherish, and love what moments are experiencing.

Some people have ambitions for a white picket fence, a "good career," stardom, a lover. My aspiration;
“Hurt people hurt people. That’s how pain patterns gets passed on, generation after generation after generation. Break the chain today. Meet anger with sympathy, contempt with compassion, cruelty with kindness. Greet grimaces with smiles. Forgive and forget about finding fault. Love is the weapon of the future.”

Yehuda Berg (via devashi)

"Love is a fist" - Mr Bungle. Just as equally powerful.

Most likely I'm NOT messaging you. I understand there a lot of dirty, used, nasty douche nozzles on these sites and if you want a real person with a real conversation you can talk to me if you have a mind to but I'm not likely to start convo due to the inundation of bs you ladies have to deal with. No offense.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being crazy, it runs in the family and I'm functional.
Thinking I'm not good at things.
When I was 2 years old I picked my first instrument. Some people like the flavors I put in food.
I've had some very educated people tell me I should be a philosopher but I don't believe in that sort of thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard lately.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Spooky woman like you.
I will eat your soul
I want your blood
Love, passion, emptiness, trees
Smoking trees
Dancing to Pink Floyd
Progenies of the the Great Apocalypse

Books: I haven't been reading much lately but I thoroughly enjoy LOTR, Jhonen Vasquez, Lenore Wedgies is fun!, A Stranger In A Strange Land and more.

You'll have to ask: Movies, Alcohol, Shows, Music.

Games: Elder Scrolls series
Food: Yup.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Caring people, the wind blowing through the atmosphere in my presence, good conversation, art and creativity, being surrounded by nature occasionally, and being influenced by water.

Seventhly; myself. I'm learning to love me better than ever before. None can love you till you love yourself and therefor none can love you more than yourself (born alone, die alone), except maybe your mom (and my mom loves me very much hehehe).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People and their intriguing humanness; the nature of society, control and political power, what is so enticing about the corporate ladder that get people to sacrifice everything they hold dear, why do our teeth fall out, love, attachment, patience, fear, the universe around us and our perception there of.

Education; why is ok to teach history but not accurate history including but not limited to what various people believe such as creationism, evolution, religions, as well as skewing education to not only mislead the youth but to indoctrinate them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There isn't much typical but it can range from staying in to watch a movie or play a game to going to local shows to hanging with friends to whatever. Lately I've been more of a homebody than ever.

Avoiding people; let's play find the sarcasm;
No you don't love to laugh, no one does, no one likes to have a good time. The duck face isn't working for you so stop it, unless it's a joke, then it's probably funny. I need a REAL woman, not a fake one. How do you fake being a woman other than hiding it between your legs? Maybe 5 tons of makeup and a push up bra and lipo and fake boobs? That would still be a REAL woman to me but not necessarily what I'm into, at all. No disrespect. Words are fun and sarcasm is just another stage for humans to play.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate long hairs in my nose and on my ears. It tickles.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I don't have a car nor do I want one and you're ok with that.

You greet people or at least acknowledge their existence when passing a stranger.

You have the desire and drive to take care of yourself at least on some levels which may include having a job, having a past-time/passion, paying your own bills, educating yourself (blogs don't count as education), etc.

420 friendly.

I want to see your real hair, eyebrows, and face.

Start a conversation. Most women on this site don't respond possibly because they get flooded with mail so I may not even send a message to you. Go ahead, start up a convo and see where things go.

If your idea of a conversation is "yea," "no," "sometime," etc without adding to the conversation then don't bother wasting my time.