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25 Bellevue, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I'm a friendly guy. Watch out though. Unless you're careful, I'll know much more than you know about me at the end of the day. Usually people just don't ask enough questions. Ever noticed that?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm doing freelance creative work for a few non-profits, along with a fun recurring data entry gig and loads of graphic design work. I'm planning on going into business school in the next year or so, which will be a whole new adventure. I'm currently learning market segmenting, under the idea that if I can see what people want, I can start projects that will have an audience.

In terms of things I love doing, I've been going to too many concerts and having a damn good time dancing. I've been in an electronic rut for the last few years, so I'm hoping to find some new indie-esque bands to listen to. Know any good ones?

I love dressing up for things. Costumes are fun, especially when I can scavenge what I need from around the house. Even better is any chance to get dressed to the nines, especially when it'd be unexpected or inappropriate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Identifying song titles in under 3 seconds.
Magic The Gathering.
Computer repair.
Making small talk.
Explaining horribly complicated things in easily understandable terms using metaphors.
Off the cuff quips and puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd have to poll them, and that'd be awkward to do with people who have just met me.

"Hey! Oh? Nice to meet you too! Oh, while we're on the subject, what's the first thing you noticed about me? Oh? Uh hun, go on... Perfect! Thank you for participating in my survey!"

Oooh, I know! I need someone to follow me around with a questionare. They can conduct the survey after I leave the room to remove bias!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sushi, Pho, steak, molecular gastronomy, Italian...etc.
As long as it is freshly prepared, and delicious. Double points if it's healthy! Wine pairings are fun too. I'm less for cooked seafood, but I'll try anything twice.

Archer, Firefly, Daily Show, Colbert (Ask me about my trip to the Rally!), @Midnight, Star Trek, Sherlock, How I Met Your Mother, Battlestar Galactica, That Mitchell and Webb Look, The Mighty Boosh, Full Metal Alchemist, Twin Peaks, FLCL, Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bebop, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Adventure Time, QI, Broadchurch, The Strain, Rick and Morty...

Cloud Atlas, Memento, Interstella 5555, Indiana Jones, Star Wars. I go through these so quickly I can't keep very many in my memory. My Dad used to run a home theater business, so I've seen a fair share of cinema.

Mostly Indie-rock and house. I try to keep up with whatever is new and excellent. Daft Punk is and always will be my favorite band. Every year I donate to KEXP and c89.5. Gotta keep local radio alive! It's so worth it!
Hot Chip, Bonobo, Four Tet, Fleet Foxes, RAC, Flume, Radiohead, Royksopp, AYB Force, Moderat, LCD Soundsystem (Shut Up and Play the Hits was fantastic, if you like LCD and haven't seen it yet...), Sylvan Esso, Gesaffelstein, The Crusaders, and Mingus.

Music's been huge for me. My main hobby these days is producing my own music. If I go without music for too long, my mood inexplicably plummets. It's also the quickest way to get me out of a funk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Laptop....come to think about it, food and company. That's about it. I roll with it.

Consistency breeds complacency! I'll do without whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, strange hypotheticals, word play, hilarious worst case scenarios. 10 second comedy sketches. Jokes that use two or more languages for the punchline.

Where that pair of headphones that's slightly better in this situation have gotten to. Seriously. I have 4 pairs in sight, but I can't find my running Klipsches. THIS IS A DISASTER.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out at the bars with friends, making music at a friend's house, or playing co-op games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whenever a conversation has died or a situation has become awkward, I unconsciously make strange little squelchy noises with my mouth before moving somewhere else or changing the subject.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've found something cool in common, and want to talk about it.

You've got a great activity planned and you need a wild card.

You'd like to meet for coffee and talk about something lighthearted.

You're curious.

You got this far down the profile!