RandomIncognito
28 Atlanta, GA
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My self-summary
I am a mammal. I have a large four-chambered heart.
What I’m doing with my life
ANTIQUE FURNITURE REPAIR! You got a bench, I'll...ummm...strip the paint off of it? Eh, it's money.

Set construction/decoration and props for the movie industry.

And puppets. I build them. I also perform with them.

I also write things.
I’m really good at
Fighting crime...um...I mean, making...ashtrays? Oh wait, no. Friends, I meant making friends. I swear.
The first things people usually notice about me
Something in my face area? Is that right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's do this: American Gods, The Muppet Movie, The Young Ones, Harry Nilsson, and shepherd's pie. BAM! Ask again and this list will change.
The six things I could never do without
dog, books, people, sweets, comedy, my circulatory system
I spend a lot of time thinking about
imaginary things.
On a typical Friday night I am
defending the citizens of my city against a cruel and unjust world.

...or at a show/getting drunk? Hanging out with people...and getting drunk?

...or maybe holed up in my room writing something ridiculous?

...or maybe none of these things?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once ransomed a family of garden gnomes. I'm not proud of it.
You should message me if
you have arms...or if you don't. Arms optional, really.
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