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RandomLaxer

26 Charlotte, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Born in Chicago, raised in Greenville, SC. Now I'm trying to keep it interesting while I do that whole career thing in Charlotte.
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated from Clemson University with a major in Computer Science and moved to Charlotte in 2011. I have been doing the real world, full-time work thing ever since. I write software for a living; yes, it is nerdy but I enjoy it. It's challenging work which makes it interesting!

I bought a townhouse back in 2013, and working on it has become my latest hobby. I think I have a measurable effect on Lowes/Home Improvement stock prices due to how many tools and random stuff I've had to buy from them.

Hobby-shopping: I just took a motorcycle safety course and plan on getting a bike soon. Also, I'm planning on getting a digital piano so I can re-learn how to play

Edit: Just bought a motorcycle and I am loving it. Still figuring out how to avoid helmet-hair, though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having an enormous sweet tooth. I go on sweet food binges where I'll eat a quart of ice cream(Breyer's Mint Chocolate Chip usually), down a roll of cookie dough, eat a box of Oreos, etc.

Climbing trees.

Spending inordinate amounts of time fixing up my townhouse.

Picking (heavy) things up and putting them down.

Sleeping past noon on weekends. It's a specialty. It seems most of my friends have lost this ability since getting a career...

Lucid dreaming

I'm terrible at parking and finding places; I don't really have a sense of direction.

Not doing cardio. I did cross-country back in high school and that was enough cardio to last a lifetime.

Giving awesome massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Lately, that I have a moderately ginger-y beard despite not being a ginger(I promise).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Mainly Stephen King books, Game of Thrones, Atlas Shrugged (tedious read), and many more.

Movies: The Fountain, In Bruges, Fight Club, Christopher Nolan movies(Batman Trilogy, Inception, Memento, The Prestige), Wes Anderson movies (Royal Tenenbaums being my favorite), Old School, Wedding Crashers, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, and many more. A recent one: Edge of Tomorrow

Television: American Horror Story, Dexter, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (I have a green man costume), Workaholics, The League, True Blood, New Girl, The Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Archer, True Detective, Game of Thrones, and others.

Music: Hard rock, alt-rock, classical piano, classical strings

Food: I am fairly picky about food, but I'm broadening my horizons. I really love seafood (including sushi). I'm not too big on cooking, so my diet is pretty plain, unfortunately. Maybe some day I'll get around to cooking...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The gym
2. Sweet food
3. Sleep
4. My white noise machine (goes well with #3)
5. Reddit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why can't I make myself go to sleep at a reasonable hour.

Why I got cursed with the pale Irish skin while my brother inherited the ability to tan...

How to make elevator rides even more uncomfortable.

How to rationalize eating more cookie dough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town with friends or having a relaxing night in (Read: doing some kind of work on my place).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Occasionally, I wear bro-tanks to the gym despite feeling like a tool while doing so.
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If you like beards.

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