Ok seriously, I have a very sarcastic sense of humor and will break out random characters to just make it more over the top. I love to poke fun at myself in a self-deprecating way but that is because I am comfortable with myself. I try to find humor in everything, it is how I keep myself sane.
I am a northern Virginia native, I am the process of closing on my first house. It's really exciting to become a homeowner and luckily I don't have phobia of signing stuff.