I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking for here, but it probably
involves margaritas and sunscreen at some point.
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved back to Texas from New Orleans to help a friend with a
Telecommunications startup. I enjoy exploring my new surroundings
and am currently on the hunt for local people to hang out with.
I’m really good at
Um... not writing about myself. Seriously, this is kinda weird. I
mean bordering on hubris.
That's it! I am really good at avoiding hubris.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, but not freakish, "How's the weather up there?" tall.
(It's a bit warmer.)
I'm reasonably well-spoken.
I am not hideously malformed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Robert Rankin, William Gibson, Isaac Asimov, Kurt
Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, or Terry Pratchett.
The Singularity is Near
Cheesy and/or amazing science fiction
Books of interesting photography
The Onion's "Our Dumb World" and the Daily Show's "America" are
I'm one of those people who will only read a manual as a very last
resort. It means that the machine won.
I like that the list above kinda looks like a penguin.
TV - Don't own one, but The Daily Show and Colbert Report, plus
heaping mounds of Archer and the occasional Game of Thrones stream
over the InterWebs to me. Flight of the Conchords was amazing. Miss
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Leech Woman
The Lord of the Rings films
Still waiting for a decent adaptation of any book by Isaac Asimov
or Douglas Adams
Lots more, but you get my drift...
Food - I thought I had a wide palette until my friend introduced me
to cow brains and pickled quail eggs. Can't we just stop at sushi?
I LOVE sushi, but that's as far down the culinary rabbit hole I
like to go on a regular basis. That being said, I'll try almost
The six things I could never do without
...and five other really important things to be named later.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about everything. With that being
said, I am able to quiet the voices and focus very well if need be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wait a minute? There are typical Friday nights? You mean some
people actually spend EVERY Friday haunting perfectly unhaunted
houses, unicorn wrastlin, hallucinating scuba dives, jello wading,
or practicing det tape origami? How boring. There are no typical
Friday nights, just typical people. (inject smarmy self-satisfied
smirk here, then slap me)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Although I don't like his music, Michael Jackson was good at what
You should message me if
You are interested at all, bored, feel like messing with me (I can
take it), want a terrible chicken salad recipe, or simply need the
manual dexterity exercise.