According to the Multiverse theory, there exists a universe in which a version of me envies everything I do and have become. I wish to never live down that expectation... Well... With the exceptions of the cat scratches I get from giving my cat a bath...
I also need to add that I am trans-sober person (sober person in a drunk body) and I have faced much oppression from the sober community. Here is a few list of privilege that sober community oppresses me with (TRIGGER WARNING):
Sober privilege is being able to stand freely without a leaning post.
Sober privilege is having realistic expectations of your attractiveness.
Sober privilege is waking up in the morning without a headache.
Sober privilege is knowing where your pants are.