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20 Wallsend, Australia Man


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  • Ages 18–26
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Last online
Yesterday – 9:15pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a nerd. I read sci-fi and fantasy books and comics, I watch anime, I play trading card games, tabletop roleplaying games, and video games, I write long-form fiction for fun, and I've been working on finishing a combined Electrical Engineering and Mathematics degree. If that makes you think that I'd be fun to be around, then you're probably the kind of person I'd find fun to be around as well!

It probably means you're also a nerd. Which is a good thing.

Here follows some formalisation in plain terms of who I am:

Politically, I'm left wing. I don't stick to a certain party, but I don't disagree with much that these guys say. I'm not overly involved with any political causes - that's not to say I'm not passionate about certain subjects, but there aren't any that I fervently follow.

Philosophically, again, I don't strongly adhere to any particular worldview; however, "don't be a dick to people" hasn't ever really let me down. I'm a utilitarian and transhumanist; I think The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect describes an ideal utopia. The Principia Discordia is probably the most enlightening philosophical text I have ever read.

Artistically, to get an image of me, throw Alan Moore, Erik Satie, Marcel Duchamp and Neil Gaiman into a blender, then apply the gross, bloody paste liberally to a 12" by 16" white canvas.

Here follows some assorted trivia about me.
• The first two bookmarks on my bookmark toolbar are Google Translate and a Thesaurus.
• I wrote a web-based novel that ended up reasonably popular. There is a lot of swearing in it.
• I have never broken a bone in my body.
• I have an fear of sharp and pointy objects, specifically near my face.
• I never ended up getting a pen license at school but use pens regularly. Please do not tell the police.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Illuminatus! Trilogy, the Ciaphas Cain series, Hard-boiled Wonderland And The End Of The World, 1Q84, The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect, Permutation City, Good Omens

Comics: Transmetropolitan, Watchmen, Chew, The Umbrella Academy

Webcomics: Questionable Content, Chainsawsuit, Gunshow, XKCD, MS Paint Adventures, The Last Halloween, Dresden Codak

Movies: Pulp Fiction (and by corollary, anything by Tarantino), Inception, Seven Psychopaths, The Men Who Stare At Goats, A Scanner Darkly, Flying High! (a.k.a. Airplane!), The Usual Suspects, 12 Angry Men

Television: eh firefly was okay I guess

Anime: Briefly, Baccano!, Durarara!, Evangelion, Gunbuster/Diebuster, FLCL, and Time of Eve. Miyazaki's stuff too, of course. Less briefly, for my MyAnimeList page, click here.

Video Games: Team Fortress 2, Bioshock (1 and Infinite), Braid, Valkyria Chronicles, Saint's Row series, Dark Souls, Thomas Was Alone, Faster Than Light, Dishonored, Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, Fez, Monaco, Antichamber, Eversion, Hotline Miami, The Stanley Parable, The World Ends With You. For my Steam account, click here.

Music: C2C, Justice, Lemaitre, Pendulum, Porter Robinson, Sundance, System Of A Down, Panic! At The Disco, Yuksek, Tristam, The Prodigy, Nightwish, Monarchy, Imagine Dragons, Hollywood Undead, Gordon Giltrap (specifically. the Fear of the Dark and Perilous Journey albums)

Food: No strong likes, no strong aversions, no allergies. I eat meat, but look forward to the day we can vat-grow the stuff. I enjoy variety more than anything; Japanese, Chinese and Indian foods are normally pretty good in that regard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, Wednesday night is Magic/Card Game night, Thursday night is Tabletop game playing night... I don't have anything regular scheduled on Fridays, so I'm normally just playing video games.
You should message me if
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You want to talk about writing, gaming, or anime. Excessive nedinesscoolness is compulsory.