Isn't it funny the little paths our friends take us down. New life experiences, new friends, new alcoholic beverages and most importantly new websites to keep our slacking attention span at bay for the next 25 minuets before we pass out due to sleep exhaustion.

This my friends, to have and to be, is why I am here.. Refusing to have a face book, I perhaps felt it time to give in - just a tad- to the world of wall journals. And being as I have a very good friend stalking other friends on this site, I decided to join her. Yes, Join her. Because what is friendship if you cant help in a good stalk, I ask you? The answer - not a true friendship at all.

I am thinking, as I tend to do on those rare occasions when I managed to shut my mouth, that this site - as it's forgotten brethren, That of the type of Find your geek and this other ' booty call' I joined, again out of peer pressure - will go overlooked within... a week or so. This is fine.. What is the internet when you cannot leave you Cyber mark everywhere you go. And who knows, you always make lasting friends when you least expect it. Like on a forum, designed for young women to pretend to be young men, boning other young men. Ahh Many a mate-ship have I witnessed, and Made, within those hallowed... HTML Codes.

Perhaps I have entertained you, given you just cause to continue a conversation with me based on this overindulgent drivel, perhaps I have just made you smile a little - even if you'd never want to talk to a git like myself - either way, the fact you've managed to read this much without me giving anything away about myself is commendable.

I, sir or madam, commend your commitment. Shine on... you crazy Diamond.. Shine on.

((must obey the BernardMcSmeg ))

She answers to The Joyous Rainbow Sparkle Fag Fairy.

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• BernardMcSmeg

At this moment of time? Not particularly much. By Day I am a Sales clerk, standing behind the counter of tyranny, the Balloon Duplicator of hope and the customer of douchery.
I, who is glad to confess, inflate balloons for a living. I work in a party supply department of a multi-department store. That, for the Australia, New Zealand and Hong kong readers, is Spotlight.. A rather awesome store - unless you on my side.
Granted.. Inflating balloons, making balloon Animals and Balloon Topiary tree's aren't all bad.

By Night - I am a crack internet agent, filtering through networks and networks of internet Meme's. I , like the Zombie hunters of Yore, track down infected and disfigured Meme's and with my razor sharp wit... Crack up laughing and then re-hash them to my friends.
What? Im only one woman.

.. bullshittery is a given. Im rather good at making a color pallet for a party. Creating fun and funky arrangements, giving advice, Quipping random trivia facts, being a geek, and.. I wouldn't say really, but rather good at drawing.
I'm also rather handy at senseless conversations..

Well, when my hair isn't bright pink. I'd like to think my pleasant smile, my weird sense of humour, and the loud crackling laugh that follows it. I tend to ooze geekiness as well.. Nasty stuff that.

Tv shows: DR Horrible's sing-along-blog, Wolverine and the x-men, Lazy Town, Family guy, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Being human, Blackadder, firefly, QI, would I lie to you?, Mock of the Week, The Mighty Boosh, The Mitchell and Webb show (or anything with David Mitchell.), Spics and Specks, Thank God your here, Metaloclaypse, Ventura Bros, deadliest warrior.

Movies: Nightmare Before X-mas, Amelie, Interview with the Vampire, Spirited Away, CATS (shut up XD), Three Musketeers, The princess Bride, The Labyrinth.

Books: The Nightrunner Series, The Adrien English Series, The Ghost wore Yellow socks, Alice through the looking glass; and What she found there, Exquisite corpse, Without reservations, With Caution, Tin star, The Love Pistols series, Young Avengers ( Volume 2 plz), The Runaways..

Food: Chicken Kiev, Cabonara... Um.. NANDOS! XD

Jess/Jayne (Mecha Besties) THE INTERNET WIFI MACHINE, Geeks, Comic Books/Manga/Real books, Homoerotica Aimed at women, Drawing equipment.

Homo-erotica aimed (and not aimed) at women, Cosplaying, Stupid things, sleeping, Marvel, Zombies, Ninja's, the things that live in my head..

... on the internet, and then trying to be asleep before three because I have work the next day.

... Im secretly a Zombie killing Ninja-Pirate.. shhh. Dont tell anyone.

You find me half as amusing as I find myself.. If your geeky, funny, have weird likes, thinks raptor Jesus is the shiznit, thinks Shiznit is a very uncool word, likes things current to my interests, like Marvel .. or a healthy marvel VS DC discussion.. which may include Shouting, have a sense of humor!