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29 M Princeton, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14, 2007
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it matters a lot
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Romanian (Fluently), Dutch (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Shit, In my past life, a ni99a was a raptor. Ni99a prowled the cretaceous savannah lookin for weak ass dinosaur ni99as to merk. Seen one, BLAOW!! Weak ni99a herbivore dino catch a talon straight to da neck!!!! And a ni99a aint even seen it comin. GERARD NI99AS, BLUCK BLUCK!! No but seriously I am a very handsome and sincere man.

I am the illegitimate, seed of dan marino, and a raptor
What I’m doing with my life
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By day I'm an overweight, balding, beer drinking S.U.V driving football dad, who pushes his kids way to hard to play sports when all they want to do is watch cartoons and play video games. subsequently they will develop a deep subconcious animosity towards me, and while i am on my deathbed they will have to pick up the peices of a lifetimes worth of broken relationships. BUT BY NIGHT, NI99A...IM A RAPTOR, A FUCKIN ILL ASS RAPTOR. STRAIGHT PROWLIN THE HOOD LOOKIN FOR PERPATRATAS WHO GONNA GET BLAOW TO DA BABBLEBOX!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
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MY FUCKIN 8 INCH RETRACTABLE KILLIN CLAW, NI99AS!! oh and the fact that i am a dinosaur.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dr.Alan Grant
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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(im not really a dinosaur tee hee!)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
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You know how to contact Dan Marino, because he is my real birth father. I was the product of an extra-marital affair between him and a cheerleader right after his stellar rookie year. Upon my birth, Dan Marino picked me up and threw me all the way to New Jersey. He's Dan Marino, he can do that sort of thing. So yea...if you know how I can reach him, message me.