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32 M Benton, PA

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I was dubbed by some friends as a Teddy bear in a bastard suit. I liked the term so much I took it as my own. I am an all knowing pompous jackass when you first meet me. One of my favorite jokes is: I use to be an atheist until I realized I was God. The other is: I talk to myself because it's the only way I can talk with my equal.

Most of this is armor to keep idiots and people that are too serious away. The rest is because I really do know who I am and what I want out of life.

If you get to know me and can get deal with me you will find a joker, who is one of the nicest and most helpful people you will ever meet. Honestly If I though someone really needed it and would use it. I would give them the shirt off my back. Most of the time I really think they just want a free shirt though, when they could get there own if they wanted.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have my CDL. I work 3 weeks at a time on call for my company 24/7, a normal work week is 80+ hours. Then I get one week off.

Never miss the chance to take the motorcycle for a spin. I live to go to smaller bike rallies. Were its all about riding the local fun roads, not who can drink more beer and what there is to buy. I love to just go on a weekend camping trip with the bike. Friday morning just load up the gear pick a direction and go get lost and look for a camp ground. Over 12k miles so far this riding season. I just bought a new bike because they are like potato chips you can't stop at just one.

I brew beer about 30 gallons at a time once a month or so with my father as a father son thing. I try to never miss a poker night on Thursday nights with my friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything that has to do with computers, math, just random useless trivia(like the elephant is the only mammal with 4 knees), oh and bolderdashing someone.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am large, loud, and very out spoken.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The mission earth/battlefield earth, the wizards rule series, Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy. For something a bit more though provoking anything that is philosophy. Personally I am big fan of Nietzsche

Movies: V for Vendetta, Boondocks Saints, Watchman(graphic novel was great too), Idiocracy, Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels . Anything by Kevin Smith, Mel Brooks, Quentin Tarantino, really so many good moves I could write a small book.

Music: Rock, Hard Rock, Punk, Ska. But I can honestly listen to anything unless your trying to blow my eardrums out with it.

Food: This would be a large book I love to both cook and eat just about any dish out there. I don't have a huge sweet tooth though. Oh I am a beer snob.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet

Indoor Plumbing there is so much to say for a hot shower.

Pigs They are a magic animal I feed them salad and I get bacon, pork chops, and ham.

Good Beer, life is to short to drink bad beer.

My motorcycle.

My family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Weird stuff that will never happen. Like what would I do if I could go back in time 1000 years? What would I do if aliens attacked? When will people learned to just ignore our differences and look instead to the things we hold in common. Yeah stuff that will never happen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping after a 12-14 hour day of work, getting ready to go to work the next day for another 12-14 hours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really have no shame so just ask me anything I will answer honestly. I don't care what people think of me.
You should message me if
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You are not religious . You like a twisted sense of humor and lots of sarcasm. You love a good heated debate, watching movies, playing video games, motorcycles, good food and/or good beer.