33 Benton, PA
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My self-summary
I was dubbed by some friends as a Teddy bear in a bastard suit. I liked the term so much I took it as my own. I am an all knowing pompous jackass when you first meet me. One of my favorite jokes is: I use to be an atheist until I realized I was God. The other is: I talk to myself because it's the only way I can talk with my equal.

Most of this is armor to keep idiots and people that are too serious away. The rest is because I really do know who I am and what I want out of life.

If you get to know me and can get deal with me you will find a joker, who is one of the nicest and most helpful people you will ever meet. Honestly If I though someone really needed it and would use it. I would give them the shirt off my back. Most of the time I really think they just want a free shirt though, when they could get there own if they wanted.
What I’m doing with my life
I have my CDL. I am out on the road threw the week. I have my weekends off.

Never miss the chance to take the motorcycle for a spin. I live to go to smaller bike rallies. Were its all about riding the local fun roads, not who can drink more beer and what there is to buy. I love to just go on a weekend camping trip with the bike. Friday morning just load up the gear pick a direction and go get lost and look for a camp ground.

I brew beer about 30 gallons at a time once a month or so with my father as a father son thing.

You can always get me to sit down and watch a movie. I love to play card/board games with my friends. Munchkin, Cards against humanity, and settlers of Catan are some of my favorites.
I’m really good at
Anything that has to do with computers, math, just random useless trivia(like the elephant is the only mammal with 4 knees), oh and bolderdashing someone.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am large, loud, and very out spoken.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The mission earth/battlefield earth, the wizards rule series, Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy. For something a bit more though provoking anything that is philosophy. Personally I am big fan of Nietzsche

Movies: V for Vendetta, Boondocks Saints, Watchman(graphic novel was great too), Idiocracy, Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels . Anything by Kevin Smith, Mel Brooks, Quentin Tarantino, really so many good moves I could write a small book.

Music: Rock, Hard Rock, Punk, Ska. But I can honestly listen to anything unless your trying to blow my eardrums out with it.

Food: This would be a large book I love to both cook and eat just about any dish out there. I don't have a huge sweet tooth though. Oh I am a beer snob.
The six things I could never do without
The Internet

Indoor Plumbing there is so much to say for a hot shower.

Pigs They are a magic animal I feed them salad and I get bacon, pork chops, and ham.

Good Beer, life is to short to drink bad beer.

My motorcycle.

My family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Weird stuff that will never happen. Like what would I do if I could go back in time 1000 years? What would I do if aliens attacked? When will people learned to just ignore our differences and look instead to the things we hold in common. Yeah stuff that will never happen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping after a 12-14 hour day of work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really have no shame so just ask me anything I will answer honestly. I don't care what people think of me.
You should message me if
You are not religious . You like a twisted sense of humor and lots of sarcasm. You love a good heated debate, watching movies, playing video games, motorcycles, good food and/or good beer.