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29 Stratford, CT Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hi I'm John.

I'm fun, caring, a good listener and also a bit of a nerd. I'm computer savvy, intellectual and very much interested in understanding how the world works. I'm a philosopher, a dreamer, a lover, a fighter and I'm very passionate about that which I hold dear.

My friends would describe me as being funny, witty and loyal. I'm slow to anger and quick to make a joke to help ease the tension when things get rough.

I've been told I have a very unique way of viewing the world and of conveying that vision to others. Judicial use of sarcasm and a habit of comically understating situations have lead some to claim I have something between the patience of a Buddhist Monk and the reserved sense of humor of a British comedian.

I tend to be rather introverted in crowds but when I'm with people who I care about I blossom into the life of the party.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently attending Porter and Chester for Computer Assisted Design and Drafting. One day, I'd love to start up a firm that utilizes massive 3D printers to print houses designed by computer. In the meantime I'm also a driver for a local florist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, deep thinking and cooking. I love cooking and I make some awesome and creative dishes.

I'm trying to be the best procrastinator in the world, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.

I'm very creative and have a knack for finding solutions to problems most people think are unsolvable. Since a great deal of my friends have often lived far away from me I've also become rather skilled at playing the part of hang out coordinator for my group of friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have kind eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some of my favorite movies are Kingdom of Heaven, King Arthur, Pirates of the Caribbean, Children of Men, Shoot'em Up, Talladega Nights, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Inherit the Wind, The Avengers and the other Marvel Universe Movies, The 300, Avatar, 2010, The Abyss and Her to name a few. I hate every reality show ever made.

Favorite books include Life of Pi, Ordinary People, Illusions: The tale of a Reluctant Messiah, The Dragonlance Chronicles and American Gods.

As for music, I like metal, classic rock, alternative and classical. I also listen to the occasional J-pop, K-pop and German Metal on the youtube.

I love stand up comedy as well. George Carlin, Lewis Black and Mitch Hedberg are some of my favorites. I also like John Pinette, Gabriel Iglesias, Louis CK and Bill Hicks.

As for food, I love sushi, pizza, most Italian food and Asian food. I love all sorts of sea food. I fancy myself a pretty good cook and I'm frequently experimenting with new recipes.

My favorite peanut butter is Jiffy. Skippy is lame.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-A Car
-My Computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and my family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At one of my friend's places enjoying a fun, table top RPG or just nerding out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have more orange shirts than Velma Dinkly.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you're interested in meeting a charming and carefree soul who's not looking to play games.