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31 Victoria, British Columbia, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 8:48am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
High school
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Oi... this stupid shit...

Well, I guess I'm introverted so I don't really say a whole lot unless I have a reason to say something.

I play way too many damn video games.

My screen name is not in fact, related to anything actually tool based. I suck with tools. I was just playing a lot of Ratchet and Clank when I made this profile. I combined that with the fact that monkeys are awesome.

I play guitar, I'm alright I guess but people need to know they will always be a distant second to my Gibson Firebid Lilith. Oh Lilith, I love you so much...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My magnificent beard of course. Also, I often get compliments on the t shirts I wear. So that would be a close second.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bands: Black Sabbath, The Melvins, Meat Puppets, Mudhoney, Soundgarden, The Creepshow, The Wipers, Koffin Kats, The Black Mages, Black Label Society, Ramones, Rammstein, Reverend Horton Heat, Murder By Death

Movies: Apocalypse Now, The Big Lebowski, The Princess Bride, Black Dynamite, The Avengers, Scott Pilgrim VS The World

Shows: MASH, Archer, Harvey Birdman, Metalocalypse, The Venture Bros, Kids In The Hall

Books: Bringing Out The Dead, Fight Club, Ender's Game, White Line Fever, Have A Nice Day

Games: Mario 3, Super Mario World (Actually, pretty much all Mario platformers) Borderlands 2, Final Fantasy 3 (SCREW YOU JAPANESE NUMBERS! 3 WAS ON SNES!) Red Dead Revolver, Psychonauts, Street Fighter (mainly Super 2 Turbo Ultra Max TO THE EXTREME!, 4, X Tekken) Tropico 4, Civ 4, Brutal Legend, Grim Fandango, Chrono Trigger, Super Metroid, Earthbound
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've been raised in modern western society. This list cannot be contained to just six things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it would be like to be the Hulk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hiding from the world in my basement.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once had to punch out a nun because the old bag wouldn't give me her marble rye.
You should message me if
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You want to say something or ask me a question or perhaps even to go out and do something.