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31 Victoria, British Columbia, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Oi... this stupid shit...

Well, I guess I'm introverted so I don't really say a whole lot unless I have a reason to say something.

I play way too many damn video games.

My screen name is not in fact, related to anything actually tool based. I suck with tools. I was just playing a lot of Ratchet and Clank when I made this profile. I combined that with the fact that monkeys are awesome.

I play guitar, I'm alright I guess but people need to know they will always be a distant second to my Gibson Firebid Lilith. Oh Lilith, I love you so much...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My magnificent beard of course. Also, I often get compliments on the t shirts I wear. So that would be a close second.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bands: Black Sabbath, The Melvins, Meat Puppets, Mudhoney, Soundgarden, The Creepshow, The Wipers, Koffin Kats, The Black Mages, Black Label Society, Ramones, Rammstein, Reverend Horton Heat, Murder By Death

Movies: Apocalypse Now, The Big Lebowski, The Princess Bride, Black Dynamite, The Avengers, Scott Pilgrim VS The World

Shows: MASH, Archer, Harvey Birdman, Metalocalypse, The Venture Bros, Kids In The Hall

Books: Bringing Out The Dead, Fight Club, Ender's Game, White Line Fever, Have A Nice Day

Games: Mario 3, Super Mario World (Actually, pretty much all Mario platformers) Borderlands 2, Final Fantasy 3 (SCREW YOU JAPANESE NUMBERS! 3 WAS ON SNES!) Red Dead Revolver, Psychonauts, Street Fighter (mainly Super 2 Turbo Ultra Max TO THE EXTREME!, 4, X Tekken) Tropico 4, Civ 4, Brutal Legend, Grim Fandango, Chrono Trigger, Super Metroid, Earthbound
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've been raised in modern western society. This list cannot be contained to just six things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it would be like to be the Hulk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hiding from the world in my basement.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once had to punch out a nun because the old bag wouldn't give me her marble rye.
You should message me if
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You want to say something or ask me a question or perhaps even to go out and do something.