Why hello there person of interest. Thanks for stopping by. There's some coffee, punch, and pie over there on the counter. Please oblige if you want to. I ran out of creamer though. My bad. I hope you enjoy your stay though.
Some questions you might have for me include the following: Do you like One Direction? Do you have a job in your career field? Do you think you'll ever be inside of a volcano? Do you have shorter arms than T-Rex? Do you think Barack Hussein Obama is a marxist fascist socialist extremist hell bent on erasing the baby Jesus from minds all over America?
If you must know, the answer to all of these questions is no, except for one. Please guess that one question.
I suppose you will want to know that I'm straight edge (no drugs, alcohol, or cigs). I keep feeling myself and I don't feel like I have a lot of edges. Straight though? I think so. Maybe. Though that's not really an issue. Nonetheless, I am straight edge.
You might ask, what are you looking for in a girl?
I suppose I'm looking for a girl who makes about 200,000 a year minus 185,000 a year so I can mooch off of her. I'm tired of paying my bills. No, you didn't like that? Ok, I'm sorry. What I'm really looking for is a girl who is confident, sweet, passionate about something, and is a real go-getter. The self-made, kinda independent type, who is also tolerant and maybe loving the fact that I'm a nerd.
Gasp! A nerd you say? Yeah...something like that. I mean I am into video games, Japanese anime, technology, and other fun nerdy things. You might ask me if I like the movie, Back to the Future, because why not? Well I'm here to tell you that I do. I will totally "pump you with my 121 gigawatts." Oh wait...you're saying you don't wanna do that until a few dates? I'm ok with that. Ahem...I meant, "oh I guesssss I'm ok with that. Geeeez"
But wait...you like nerdy things so does that mean that you don't know what the sun looks like and like going out and doing normal people stuff? I think it's orange, right? That's what my mother tells me. Oh, your mom? You must live in your mom's basement all alone and watch Zelda porn all day. My response to that is that I don't live with my mom and I don't have a basement. The Zelda porn thing? Can't deny it. Wait...let me check. Ok, I don't have that, but I did look. Just wanted to make sure. Also, I do like going out. I'm not a bar and club guy but I can enjoy pretty much everything else.