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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-32
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Dec 9, 2014
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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Swedish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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"In the end, we're all just chalk lines on the concrete... drawn only to be washed away. So for the short time that I've been given....I am what I am."

I have a love/hate relationship with London. Here's a few more of my loves and hates:

I love summer rain and the smell of the tarmac that it creates. I love cooking (although I'm a perfectionist in the kitchen and would rather spend 3 hours making something from scratch than simply opening a few packets). I like going to the pub at the weekend. I love seeing my friends. I love trams, and any city that has trams. I love good food and trying new things. I love Led Zeppelin and being different.

I hate tea. And coffee. And hot chocolate. In fact I hate all hot drinks. I hate Transport For London, especially their touch screen machines. I hate people who say "christian name" instead of "first name". I hate people who think they're better than other people, and people who go out of their way to be complete c*nts to others. I do swear occasionally. I loathe that Essex programme and anything resembling it. I think scientology is the biggest load of bollocks ever.
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying it as much as I can. And designing and hosting websites in between.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, playing pool, drawing (when I put my mind to it), spouting random facts and bits of useless information, and that thing at the arcade where it's like a table and you have to hit a disc through the other player's slot.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I'm a dead ringer for Lionel Ritchie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Kitchen Confidential - Anthony Bourdain, McCarthy's Bar - Pete McCarthy, The Catcher In The Rye - J.D. Salinger, Stairway To Heaven - Richard Cole, and the LOTR trilogy. Probably loads more but I can't think of any right now. I always alternate fiction and non-fiction.

Movies: Papillon, The Warriors, City of God, Godfather Part 2, See No Evil Hear No Evil, V for Vendetta, the Saw franchise (Apart from #5 which kinda sucked), Lukas Moodysson films, Evil (Ondskan), world cinema, anything with The Jack. I'm distantly related to Cary Grant.

Shows: Not a big TV person in general... but I am addicted to House... Hugh Laurie is a genius. I also will watch cookery programmes and Match Of The Day.

Music: Led Zeppelin are my all-time favourite band. So I have a lot of time for classic rock in general (also a fan of Deep Purple, The Yardbirds, Pink Floyd, Yes) but I also like NWOBHM (Maiden, Saxon, Budgie), Folk-Metal (Turisas, Ensiferum, Blind Guardian), Swedish punk (Asta Kask, Ebba Grön), and a handful of other bands such as System Of A Down, Kansas, Black Sabbath, The Specials, Mars Volta... I'd like to say a little bit of everything. But I can't stand grime, pop, R&B or most hip hop.

Food: My favourite subject. I absolutely adore Japanese food (not JUST sushi although I love that too and have recently started learning to make my own). Lately I've been really getting into Korean as well and may have developed a slight addiction to kimchi. Middle Eastern and African food is always good too. If I had enough money I would probably travel around the world just eating. I'm always looking to try new things. My tipple of choice is either a good bourbon or a scotch & soda (Holden Caulfield style).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Friends
The Internet
Decent food
Coal tar soap (That old fashioned bright orange soap).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sweets. For example, how come foam bananas taste like bananas, but foam shrimps taste nothing like shrimps??

Also, if you put some haribo in a frying pan, would it melt into a multicoloured goo or just burn on the outside? I've never tried this. Let me know if you know the answer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the pub, on the way to the pub or on the way home from the pub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still watch wrestling occasionally. Sheamus is the don!
You should message me if
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You're still reading this and haven't got bored.

You like a fair amount of the things I like.

You like a good intelligent conversation about something other than what happened in Eastenders or who got voted out of the X-Factor.

You know the difference between the words "to" and "too". It's mega annoying when people cannot even grasp this; it's really not that difficult. Likewise "lose" and "loose".

You can speak Swedish... because I can and I'm always looking to practice.

If you have a nice bottom, that's always a plus. :-)