I have a love/hate relationship with London. Here's a few more of my loves and hates:
I love summer rain and the smell of the tarmac that it creates. I love cooking (although I'm a perfectionist in the kitchen and would rather spend 3 hours making something from scratch than simply opening a few packets). I like going to the pub at the weekend. I love seeing my friends. I love trams, and any city that has trams. I love good food and trying new things. I love Led Zeppelin and being different.
I hate tea. And coffee. And hot chocolate. In fact I hate all hot drinks. I hate Transport For London, especially their touch screen machines. I hate people who say "christian name" instead of "first name". I hate people who think they're better than other people, and people who go out of their way to be complete c*nts to others. I do swear occasionally. I loathe that Essex programme and anything resembling it. I think scientology is the biggest load of bollocks ever.