UPDATE: My ultimate dream is to be told, with poignant and heartfelt sincerity, that I am what would happen if Einstein’s brain was placed into the body of a young tyrannosaur, stuffed full of amphetamines and suffused with Sex Radiation.
I am happy and random. I am awesome and silly. I love the 80s and 90s, hard. I am straight forward. I love art history and philosophical discussions over coffee. My ADD draws me towards shiny things and my adventurous spirit leads me often towards danger, fires and airstrips here I come. I have the vices of a rockstar, but I'm not famous yet. Heroin is so passe. I never eat alone, but i love moments of coffee and solitude. Old clothes are great. I do the twist, with unnerving accuracy. I can be quite elitist. but only because i hate ego. I like to shave.
I am not ashamed of many things. I also feel like anything written in the summary of a dating service page will either be trite, essentialized, or boring. In attempting to subvert those categories I wrote what I did. Humor is a huge part of who I am and I enjoy entertaining for its intrinsic value and the pleasure it gives me as well as others. If someone wants to get to know me they can have a conversation with me or spend some time with me. I feel like individual complexities can't be distilled, so if you have a question or desire to further your knowledge of my personal ideologies, please leave a message.
I am intelligent, audacious, and the best on OkCupid