First, a note. I'm not schizophrenic. I'm actually seeing someone. I found her on here, and she's incredible. I'm not interested or looking for anyone, except perhaps for friends. Melbourne is boring enough to make hell look fun.

My summary of self, huh? Well quite frankly I'm incredibly laid back, very open minded, very spiritual, and quite sploof. If you don't understand that go read someone else's profile.

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."

So, I've been a druggy. I've been homeless. I've been the stinking filth of society.

Poetic really, isn't it?

Now I'm a reverend. Ha!

I'm also refusing to fill this out with some mindless listing of my traits, responsibilities, and opinions. If you want to know them, get to know me. That is after all the point. Right?

Here comes the blunt part.

I am anti-authority, but passively until forced otherwise. I do have a criminal record, and will openly discuss it. It's nothing I'm proud of, but nothing I'm ashamed of. My misguided past shaped the me I am today. I have a strong will, and a soft emotional creamy center.

I am an insanely jaded walking contradiction with my own views and opinions. I will respect the views and opinions of anyone who can intelligently defend them, and I will listen to the views of anyone who can't until they try to force them on me.

I love people, and I love life. If you don't like me don't talk to me.

If you're overly materialistic, anorexic, or an angry unhappy person... GO AWAY! You're not wanted. Mwahaha!

Ok, I know. I'm a very sarcastic person, but I assure you I'm relatively sweet and soft tempered. It's all intended in jest... Mostly.

EDITED BY BELIAL5688:
....PENIS.

Ciao! Sono un local di Florida, Stati Uniti. Ho vissuto qui la maggior parte della mia vita. Sono un reverend ed insegnato all'italiano. Spiacente, so che la mia grammatica è orribile. Ancora sto imparando. Amo chiacchierare, senza riguardo a cui la lingua, in modo da lo ritiene libero al messaggio.

Già ho trovato che qualcuno sono molto interessato dentro, così soddisfaccio soltanto se lo metto in contatto con se volete essere amici o pals di penna. Ho trovato una giovane signora meravigliosa su questo luogo che sembra la mia donna di sogno. Tutti voi che crede che fosse impossible da fare il lavoro di datazione del Internet, in modo da facesse I ed io erano torto orribile provato, molto al mio piacere.

I am fire, margaritaville, and free

Main goals in life; Help anyone who asks, Be able to die with a smile on my face, soak any information I can find up like a sponge.

Sticking feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken.

I am a jack of all trades, or tend to view myself as such. Below is a list of things I consider myself expert at.

-Healing
-Spirituality
-Open Ocean Sailing
-Bushwalking
-Wilderness survival
-Gardening
-Metal Smithing
-Leather work
-Fire Breathing
-Stage performing
-Side-show stunt work

Keep in mind, this is only the skills I believe I have learned to a professional level. Most of them I have, at one time or another earned money doing. I know lots more less intimately. Don't believe me? Message me and ask.

It's in the reaction of others that perfection is found in the flawed.

A.K.A. My perspective on this is honestly meaningless. Find out for yourself. What do you notice first?

Books; Anything by David Clement Davies, Tom Robbins (OMG Still Life With Woodpecker), and any decent work of non-fiction.

Movies; The Salton Sea, Amelie, A clockwork orange, Wall-E, Gangs of New York, Dogma, Fight Club, Constantine, Thank You For Smoking, P.S. I love you, Blood and Chocolate, IRobot, The Corpse Bride, May, American Beauty

Music;

-Vast
-Nuttin But Strings
-Flobots
-Rehab
-Black Violin
-The Dresden dolls
-Flogging Molly
-A Perfect Circle
-Rasputina
-Linkin Park
-Rob Zombie
-Flyleaf

Food; Edible... Om nom noms! Oh yeah, and anything Italian or with chocolate is my God!

1) Myself. Because without myself, where the hell would I be?

2) Umm, I guess my laptop. It has musics on it.

3) Friends! What fun would hucking frostys at oncoming traffic be without someone else to laugh about it with?

4) The Taylor. No explanation needed.

5) Fire. Fire breathing, fire eating, burning papers, bonfires, fire for cooking, fire for neighbor's houses... Oops. Scratch that last one.

6) The outdoors. Keep me away from the woods for too long and I'll shoot some... thing. Definitely not a person, but something. I don't know. Maybe a shoe or a pancake.

The girlfriend, traveling, my bird, my plants, and brains. How they work that is... Not how tasty they are. Would never think of something like that...

"I'd like to express my extreme point of view
I'm not a christian and I'm not a jew
I'm just living out the American dream
And I just realized that nothing is what it seems..."

Sitting alone on my porch, or in S. Florida with the girlfriend.

I never wear any underpants. WOO!

To be honest I don't consider much very private. I've lived through what I've lived through, and I am who I am. If something seemed private to me it would only be due to my embarrassment about it. I'm very comfortable with who I am today, and what I've been through that shaped me.

You are laid back, relatively happy with your life, and completely 100% grade A certifiably insane! Oh yeah, enjoying traveling is good too.

You don't by any means have to agree with my insane views, but if you choose to challenge them, be sure to do it intelligently. I love a good debate, but a 3rd grade argument about an adult topic is still in fact a 3rd grade argument.

Lastly, if you are fond of the words;

-Meep!
-Phwee!
-Squee!
-Spifferific!

You are formally requested to contact me!