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32 M Culpeper, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 26
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You really should see me dancing around my kitchen, bathed in sunlight on Sunday afternoon. I'm told it is quite majestic. Find that funny? Well read on Macduff, read on...

Who am I?

I am a mix between a tangerine and a pummelo. For, I am larger and more powerful than the average fruit but still wonderfully sweet and refreshingly bright.
I am the son of a metal sculptor and a teacher so I have whimsy in my soul and compassion in my hands.
Deep snowy nights lit only by muffled street lamps are as close to perfection as I have ever witnessed.
-One of my favorite words is centripetal.-
I am a wildland firefighter with an incorrigible sense of humor and my favorite colors are world rally blue and fire burnished copper.
I love crunching on a good falafel.
I am the most patient man you have ever met until it is time to get something accomplished and then quick like bunny if you please Missus Kensington!

Things I love/find fascinating!:
Jumping from high places into cool clean waters.
Really good storytelling and tale weavers. Gleemen even.
Ultimate Frisbee
Stand up comedy
Cooking for.
Naming important things
Journeys to far places and trips where you never leave your mind
Living longer & experiencing more than generations before me.
Exciting people
Music that moves me
Snow in high quantities
Wild animals that befriend humans
Home brewed everything
Baking bread / Roasting garlic
Statistical significance
Vertical takeoff
goofing off

The Rough:
I can juggle...sort of.
I will spin you on your feet and force you to dance, often.
I do my own dirty work.
I am high energy unless board meetings are involved.
I love to mess around i.e. practical jokes/snark/good scares.
I like adrenaline dump inducing activities.
I am an excellent but demanding teacher.
I love to sing along.

If you know who you are and feel like I should too; send up a flare, send off a pigeon, or maybe just send me a smiley face. Don't worry, I promise to get back to you. Even if it's just to tell you how pretty you look in that dress.

If you havent noticed, I also really appreciate a good sense of humor ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I build starships and dirigibles and vehicles to steal the hearts from supernovas.

I am an apostle of Muir, an evangelist of Leopold. I am a man with mud on his boots and a song in his heart. I am a Paladin of the Green Order and a sworn protector of the blue Kingdoms. AKA I am a Soil and Water conservationist and a part time Wildland Firefighter when I get called up. I spend alot of time traveling, hiking, and finding deep fun turns on my motorcycle. I spend as much time laughing as I possibly can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a Mr. Fixit. I love to find those little solutions and elegant amendments. I really enjoy and am also really good at making people happy, it is what I do.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My big smile and frustratingly, my "perfect teeth."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors- Christopher Moore, Heinlein, Jordan, Vonnegut, Leopold, Butcher, Scott Card, Adams, Abbey

Mumford, DMB, Citizen Cope, Paul Simon, Hollywood UNdead, Mattafix, Deadmau5, John Butler Trio

Etc. You get the point right?

Alright fine, I will give you my favorite movies that vie for #1- Gladiator/Shawshank
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fresh air
Peace and quiet
Wilderness and Wildness (In nature and in people)
Family(including close friends)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The evolution of human consciousness and how to make light of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rolling pavement with city friends or hiking into the wild with country friends. Or trying to combine the two groups and end the world as we know it. "Don't cross the streams!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I put alot of stock in how creative your username is. That and I will through-hike the AT someday.
You should message me if
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Who am I searching for?

You, and your brilliant smile.
You, if you think sammich is a far superior word to sandwich.
You, if you can teach me something.
You, if its the little things that make you smile and laughter comes easily then we should meet.

You can never go wrong by introducing your self with the question "What muppet inspired your nickname or Where is the best place to see a sunset while holding a mixed beverage in one hand and freshly bbq'd yellowtail in the other while bathwater warm water laps against your thighs?"
I also readily accept your own answers to these questions;) I look forward to hearing from you, and yes, I mean you!