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32 Denver, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 10:10pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I have found that too many of the people on this site just talk about what they do instead of who they are:

Who am I?

I'm the cabin on the estuary shore looking out through huge windows into the bay and up into the cloud mottled sunshine.

I am the hurricane hunting Orion that dives gleefully through the storm wall into some terribly interesting convection.

I am a great cat that sleeps on your hearth, coveting the flames, but still wistfully dreams of stalking between the falling snowflakes.

I am the concert venue cut from bedrock that listens, resonates, and radiates the warmth and the sound.

I am the playful gibbon that effortlessly tugs the tigers tail.

I am a young sequoia. Adapted to endure and stand against the elements for as long as necessary. I welcome the cleansing renewal and inhalation of fire.

I am a farm boy born and raised. Until I moved to the Rockies I worked on the conservation side of agriculture and as a Field boss on a large cattle farm in the evenings. I understand and embrace hard work.

I am a mix between a tangerine and a coconut. I am larger and more powerful than the average fruit but wonderfully sweet and refreshingly bright.

I have lived in the wilderness and listened to the elk bugle into the infinite carpet of stars as I sat with my back to the fire contemplating the fact that I was the only spark of sentience within 2 hours of a birds flight. It was here that I met my greatest nemesis. The incredibly malevolent kangaroo rat. We still battle in our dreams...

I just moved to Denver after spending decades living amongst the oldest mountains in the world. I am truly excited to get the chance to to give these young upstarts here a trial run.

I commute gleefully through a large metropolis on a motorcycle named after a bright summer star

I flipflop between skiing and riding a board though Real powder may fully convert me.

If you know who you are and feel like I should too; send up a flare, send off a pigeon, or a message via the pony express if your are feeling nostalgic.

Also, If you havent noticed, I really appreciate a good sense of humor ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I build starships and dirigibles and vehicles to steal the hearts from supernovas.

I was...
an apostle of Muir, an evangelist of Leopold. I was a man with mud on his boots and a song in his heart. I was a Paladin of the Green Order and a sworn protector of the blue Kingdoms.

I just moved to Denver to pursue the next step/iteration/era and epoch.

Which changes everything.

I now order legions into battle, surf the incoming tide to chart its changes, and forge alliances that profit many. I am now on overwatch.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Facing monsters in the darkness

Gazing out past our arms and super clusters toward the infinite

Crossing flowing rivers with such grace that the fortunate onlooker immediately suspects that my personal soundtrack relys heavily upon bagpipes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My big smile and my falsetto.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors- Christopher Moore, Heinlein, Jordan, Vonnegut, Leopold, Butcher, Scott Card, Adams, Abbey

Mumford, DMB, Citizen Cope, Paul Simon, Hollywood UNdead, Mattafix, Deadmau5, John Butler Trio

Etc. You get the point right?

I simply cannot get enough of Jiro Dreams of Sushi. And I dont even care for sushi!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fresh air
Peace and quiet
Wilderness and Wildness (In nature and in people)
Family(including close friends)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The evolution of human consciousness and how to make light of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Feast or famine usually. Heavy social activity or a calm smooth night in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I put alot of stock in how creative your username is. That and I will through-hike the AT someday.
You should message me if
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Who am I searching for?
A quick run down.

Grace, a bit incorrigible, a dusting of freckles, is devastatingly funny, and somewhat delicious.

You, if you think sammich is a far superior word to sandwich.
You, if its the little things that make you smile and laughter comes easily then we should meet.

There are no guarantees in this world. If you like what you see let me know. You might be our only chance!

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