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25 • New York, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Dec 17
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body Type
- Very often
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Working on university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Has dogs
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
I always have a couple of DIY projects in the works, but now that it's getting darker earlier, I can only really work on them during the weekend. This will probably be out of date pretty quickly, but as of writing this I am working on plumbing a 5.5 gallon aquarium to my indoor/outdoor aquaponics system (shut down until spring). This little aquarium will hopefully hold enough plants to cover all the nutrient export needs of my 30 gallon until spring, when the system will be hooked up to the outdoor aquaponics bed.
I'm also pretty good at coming up with insufferable puns.
Q: Why did the apostle quit his internship with Chris Angel?
A: He didn't want to work for a non-prophet.
Q: How does bigfoot know how to read map of New York city?
A: He uses an urban legend.
Q: Why does Liberace eat custard on a boat?
A: Because it’s flan-buoyant.
Q: Where do fruit sleep after a long day of skiing?
A: On an Apres-cot.
Books (and some plays): Beyond Growth, Growing Public, Into the Wild, Blood Meridian, Great Expectations, The Pillowman, Eiger Dreams, Naked Pictures of Famous People, and Me Talk Pretty One Day.
TV: Charlie Rose, Venture Brothers, Myth Busters, Breaking Bad, The Daily Show, How it's Made, Adventure Time, The Boondocks, Squidbillies, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Arrested Development.
Favorite OkCupid profiles: VOLKERDITTRICH, GREATAPOLLO, amazinglover99, skinnyslinky
I'm pretty well traveled, but I haven't been abroad in awhile. I would really like to do some eco-tourism sometime soon, maybe Indo-China, South America, or Mongolia. That list is a lie - I just want to go everywhere.
One of the founders of OKC runs a really fantastic blog on user data. If you're into statistics or anthropology, you should check it out.
This New York Magazine article written by the same guy is also a really fun read. For the record, despite the data, none of my messages are templates.
- Your life is busy enough to be interesting but free enough to go on a nice date.
- You're not a grammar pedant. English is not (and should not be) everyone's first language. Also, as someone who would probably have very poor literacy were it not for expensive special education at a young age, I think it's a very classist judgement to make.
- You love Ira Glass but hate Terry Gross.
First messages are tough. If you need an ice breaker, just send me a list of your 5 favorite vegetables.
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