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25 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Very often
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a New York native with way too many hobbies. I mostly studied environmental political economics as an undergrad. After a stint working for the Attorney General's office, I decided to pursue a profession in environmental law. Now, I am working as a paralegal for an environmental law firm.

I'm saving up for law school, so if we go on a date, I would prefer doing something on the cheap.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, backpacking, reading, fishing, programming, freshwater planted aquarium keeping, carving avocado pits into faces, wearing scarves, and learning new things.

I'm also pretty good at coming up with completely insufferable puns.

Q: Why did the apostle quit his internship with Chris Angel?
A: He didn't want to work for a non-prophet.

Q: How does bigfoot know how to read map of New York city?
A: He uses an urban legend.

Q: Why does Liberace eat custard on a boat?
A: Because it’s flan-buoyant.

Q: Where do fruit sleep after a long day of skiing?
A: On an Apres-cot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: In Bruges, The History Boys, Being John Malkovich, Moon, Burn After Reading, Gummo, Robocop, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Alien, Blade Runner, Igby Goes Down, and Stranger than Fiction.

Books (and some plays): Beyond Growth, Growing Public, Into the Wild, Blood Meridian, Great Expectations, The Pillowman, Eiger Dreams, Naked Pictures of Famous People, and Me Talk Pretty One Day.

TV: Charlie Rose, Venture Brothers, Myth Busters, Breaking Bad, The Daily Show, How it's Made, Adventure Time, The Boondocks, Squidbillies, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Arrested Development.

Favorite OkCupid profiles: VOLKERDITTRICH, GREATAPOLLO, amazinglover99, skinnyslinky
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do people eat grapefruits with spoons? It is much more efficient, and quite a bit easier, to just peel them and eat the segments like a tangerine.

I'm pretty well traveled, but I haven't been abroad in awhile. I would really like to do some eco-tourism sometime soon, maybe Indo-China, South America, or Mongolia. That list is a lie - I just want to go everywhere.

One of the founder's of OKC runs a really fantastic blog on user data. If you're into statistics or anthropology, you should check it out.

This New York Magazine article written by the same guy is also a really fun read. For the record, despite the data, none of my messages are templates.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either cooking and drinking with friends, or drinking with friends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-Your life is busy enough to be interesting but free enough to go on a nice date.

-You're not too judgmental of people with poor grammar or spelling. English is not (and should not be) everyone's first language. Also, as someone who would probably have very poor literacy were it not for expensive special education at a young age, I think it's a very classist judgement to make.

-You love Ira Glass but hate Terry Gross.

First messages are tough. If you need an ice breaker, just send me a list of your 5 favorite vegetables.