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RawToast

25 New York, NY Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I mostly studied environmental political economics as an undergrad. Now I'm a paralegal saving up for law school. The firm I work for has been in the news a lot recently because of a pretty major nyc scandal. Feel free to message me with a guess!

I always have a couple of DIY projects in the works. Recently, most of them are aquarium-based. The two big ones right now are my magrove aquariums and the indoor/outdoor aquaponics system. I know, aquariums are't really a "young man's hobby", but if I had a mammal or bird and it died, I would feel really sad, but when a fish dies, it will probably get eaten by snails before I even notice it's gone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, backpacking, reading, programming, writing, freshwater planted aquarium keeping, carving avocado pits into faces, day drinking with friends, and learning new things.

I'm also pretty good at coming up with insufferable puns.

Q: Why did the apostle quit his internship with Chris Angel?
A: He didn't want to work for a non-prophet.

Q: How does bigfoot know how to read map of New York city?
A: He uses an urban legend.

Q: Why does David Bowie eat custard on a boat?
A: Because it’s flan-buoyant.

Q: Where do fruit sleep after a long day of skiing?
A: On an Apres-cot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: In Bruges, The History Boys, Being John Malkovich, Moon, Burn After Reading, Gummo, Robocop, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Alien, Blade Runner, Igby Goes Down, and Stranger than Fiction.

Books (and some plays): Americanah; Beyond Growth; Growing Public; Into the Wild; Blood Meridian; Great Expectations; The Pillowman; Eiger Dreamsl Naked Pictures of Famous People; War and Peace; Me Talk Pretty One Day; About a Boy; and The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money (Keynes has a really good sense of humor if you read him carefully).

TV: Venture Brothers, Breaking Bad, The Daily Show, How it's Made, Adventure Time, The Boondocks, Squidbillies, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Arrested Development.

Favorite OkCupid profiles: VOLKERDITTRICH, GREATAPOLLO, amazinglover99, skinnyslinky
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm pretty well traveled, but I haven't been abroad in awhile. I would really like to do some eco-tourism sometime soon, maybe Indo-China, South America, or Mongolia. That list is a lie - I just want to go everywhere.

One of the founders of OKC runs a really fantastic blog on user data. If you're into statistics or anthropology, you should check it out.

This New York Magazine article written by the same guy is also a really fun read.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either cooking and drinking with friends, or drinking with friends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- Your life is busy enough to be interesting but free enough to hang out some time.

- You have podcasts to recommend. I keep running out.

- You can find the one purposely introduced spelling error in this profile.

First messages are tough. If you need an ice breaker, just send me a list of your 5 favorite vegetables.