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25 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:00pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Very often
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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So many hobbies, so little time.
What I’m doing with my life
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I mostly studied environmental political economics as an undergrad. After a stint working for the Attorney General's office, I decided to pursue a profession in environmental law. Now, I am working as a paralegal for an environmental law firm.

I always have a couple of DIY projects in the works, but now that it's getting darker earlier, I can only really work on them during the weekend. This will probably be out of date pretty quickly, but as of writing this I am working on plumbing a 5.5 gallon aquarium to my indoor/outdoor aquaponics system (shut down until spring). This little aquarium will hopefully hold enough plants to cover all the nutrient export needs of my 30 gallon until spring, when the system will be hooked up to the outdoor aquaponics bed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, backpacking, reading, programming, freshwater planted aquarium keeping, carving avocado pits into faces, day drinking with friends, and learning new things.

I'm also pretty good at coming up with insufferable puns.

Q: Why did the apostle quit his internship with Chris Angel?
A: He didn't want to work for a non-prophet.

Q: How does bigfoot know how to read map of New York city?
A: He uses an urban legend.

Q: Why does David Bowie eat custard on a boat?
A: Because it’s flan-buoyant.

Q: Where do fruit sleep after a long day of skiing?
A: On an Apres-cot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: In Bruges, The History Boys, Being John Malkovich, Moon, Burn After Reading, Gummo, Robocop, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Alien, Blade Runner, Igby Goes Down, and Stranger than Fiction.

Books (and some plays): Americanah; Beyond Growth; Growing Public; Into the Wild; Blood Meridian; Great Expectations; The Pillowman; Eiger Dreamsl Naked Pictures of Famous People; War and Peace; Me Talk Pretty One Day; About a Boy; and The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money (Keynes has a really good sense of humor if you read him carefully).

TV: Venture Brothers, Breaking Bad, The Daily Show, How it's Made, Adventure Time, The Boondocks, Squidbillies, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Arrested Development.

Favorite OkCupid profiles: VOLKERDITTRICH, GREATAPOLLO, amazinglover99, skinnyslinky
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do people eat grapefruits with spoons? It is much more efficient, and quite a bit easier, to just peel them and eat the segments like a tangerine.

I'm pretty well traveled, but I haven't been abroad in awhile. I would really like to do some eco-tourism sometime soon, maybe Indo-China, South America, or Mongolia. That list is a lie - I just want to go everywhere.

One of the founders of OKC runs a really fantastic blog on user data. If you're into statistics or anthropology, you should check it out.

This New York Magazine article written by the same guy is also a really fun read. For the record, despite the data, none of my messages are templates.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either cooking and drinking with friends, or drinking with friends.
You should message me if
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- Your life is busy enough to be interesting but free enough to go on a nice date.

- You're not a grammar pedant. English is not (and should not be) everyone's first language. Also, as someone who would probably have very poor literacy were it not for expensive special education at a young age, I think it's a very classist judgement to make.

- You love Ira Glass but hate Terry Gross.

First messages are tough. If you need an ice breaker, just send me a list of your 5 favorite vegetables.