In my free time I like to cook, woodwork, and do maintenance on my indoor/outdoor aquaponic vegetable garden. The heirloom tomatoes are in - if you get to know me soon enough, you might be able to nab one before Autumn. (Update: all of the kale and tomatoes were killed by aphids, but they were good while they lasted. Still some herbs and peppers.)
I'm also pretty good at coming up with insufferable puns.
Q: Why did the apostle quit his NGO internship?
A: He didn't want to work for a non-prophet.
Q: How does bigfoot know how to read map of New York city?
A: He uses an urban legend.
Q: Why does David Bowie eat custard on a boat?
A: Because it’s flan-buoyant.
Q: Where do fruit sleep after a long day of skiing?
A: On an Apres-cot.
Books (and some plays): Americanah; Beyond Growth; Growing Public; Into the Wild; Blood Meridian; Great Expectations; The Pillowman; Eiger Dreamsl Naked Pictures of Famous People; War and Peace; Me Talk Pretty One Day; About a Boy; and The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money (Keynes has a really good sense of humor if you read him carefully).
TV: Venture Brothers, Breaking Bad, The Daily Show, How it's Made, Adventure Time, The Boondocks, Squidbillies, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Arrested Development.
Favorite OkCupid profiles: VOLKERDITTRICH, GREATAPOLLO, amazinglover99, skinnyslinky
I like to exchange academic, news, and magazine articles with friends. Please feel free to send me something that you have enjoyed reading recently.
One of the founders of OKC runs a really fantastic blog on user data. If you're into statistics or anthropology, you should check it out.
This New York Magazine article written by the same guy is also a really fun read.
- You have podcasts to recommend. I keep running out.
First messages are tough. If you need an ice breaker, just send me a list of your 5 favorite vegetables.
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