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26 New York, NY Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:47am
White, —
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Whenever I read a profile that professes a love for "adventure" and "staying active", I feel like I am browsing the most depressing retirement home brochure.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I mostly studied environmental political economics as an undergrad. Partially out of cowardice, I gave up the path of the academic and decided to pursue the occult practice of environmental law. Now I'm a paralegal saving up for law school. It's not as bad as it sounds, really. (Update: finished LSATs, working on applications)

In my free time I like to cook, woodwork, and do maintenance on my indoor/outdoor aquaponic vegetable garden. The heirloom tomatoes are in - if you get to know me soon enough, you might be able to nab one before Autumn. (Update: all of the kale and tomatoes were killed by aphids, but they were good while they lasted. Still some herbs and peppers.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, backpacking, reading, programming, writing, freshwater planted aquarium keeping, carving avocado pits into faces, day drinking with friends, and learning new things.

I'm also pretty good at coming up with insufferable puns.

Q: Why did the apostle quit his NGO internship?
A: He didn't want to work for a non-prophet.

Q: How does bigfoot know how to read map of New York city?
A: He uses an urban legend.

Q: Why does David Bowie eat custard on a boat?
A: Because it’s flan-buoyant.

Q: Where do fruit sleep after a long day of skiing?
A: On an Apres-cot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: In Bruges, The History Boys, Being John Malkovich, Moon, Burn After Reading, Gummo, Robocop, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Alien, Blade Runner, Igby Goes Down, and Stranger than Fiction.

Books (and some plays): Americanah; Beyond Growth; Growing Public; Into the Wild; Blood Meridian; Great Expectations; The Pillowman; Eiger Dreamsl Naked Pictures of Famous People; War and Peace; Me Talk Pretty One Day; About a Boy; and The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money (Keynes has a really good sense of humor if you read him carefully).

TV: Venture Brothers, Breaking Bad, The Daily Show, How it's Made, Adventure Time, The Boondocks, Squidbillies, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Arrested Development.

Favorite OkCupid profiles: VOLKERDITTRICH, GREATAPOLLO, amazinglover99, skinnyslinky
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm pretty well traveled, but I haven't been abroad in a while. I would really like to do some eco-tourism sometime soon, maybe Indo-China, South America, or Mongolia.

I like to exchange academic, news, and magazine articles with friends. Please feel free to send me something that you have enjoyed reading recently.

One of the founders of OKC runs a really fantastic blog on user data. If you're into statistics or anthropology, you should check it out.

This New York Magazine article written by the same guy is also a really fun read.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either cooking and drinking with friends, or drinking with friends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- Your life is busy enough to be interesting but free enough to hang out some time.

- You have podcasts to recommend. I keep running out.

First messages are tough. If you need an ice breaker, just send me a list of your 5 favorite vegetables.

Like my profile but interested in something more... vagina? Check out my friend Grace! .
Don't worry, this isn't like a couples threesome profile or anything. She's just a good friend!