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25 • New York, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Today – 10:53am
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body Type
- Very often
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Working on university
- Has dogs
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
I always have a couple of DIY projects in the works. Recently, most of them are aquarium-based. The two big ones right now are my magrove aquariums and the indoor/outdoor aquaponics system. I know, aquariums are't really a "young man's hobby", but if I had a mammal or bird and it died, I would feel really sad, but when a fish dies, it will probably get eaten by snails before I even notice it's gone.
I'm also pretty good at coming up with insufferable puns.
Q: Why did the apostle quit his internship with Chris Angel?
A: He didn't want to work for a non-prophet.
Q: How does bigfoot know how to read map of New York city?
A: He uses an urban legend.
Q: Why does David Bowie eat custard on a boat?
A: Because it’s flan-buoyant.
Q: Where do fruit sleep after a long day of skiing?
A: On an Apres-cot.
Books (and some plays): Americanah; Beyond Growth; Growing Public; Into the Wild; Blood Meridian; Great Expectations; The Pillowman; Eiger Dreamsl Naked Pictures of Famous People; War and Peace; Me Talk Pretty One Day; About a Boy; and The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money (Keynes has a really good sense of humor if you read him carefully).
TV: Venture Brothers, Breaking Bad, The Daily Show, How it's Made, Adventure Time, The Boondocks, Squidbillies, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Arrested Development.
Favorite OkCupid profiles: VOLKERDITTRICH, GREATAPOLLO, amazinglover99, skinnyslinky
One of the founders of OKC runs a really fantastic blog on user data. If you're into statistics or anthropology, you should check it out.
This New York Magazine article written by the same guy is also a really fun read.
- You're not a grammar pedant. English is not (and should not be) everyone's first language. Also, as someone who would probably have very poor literacy were it not for expensive special education at a young age, I think it's a very classist judgement to make.
- You love Ira Glass but hate Terry Gross.
First messages are tough. If you need an ice breaker, just send me a list of your 5 favorite vegetables.
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