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I am demisexual panromantic. I'm gender fluid. I am attracted to
androgyny and chubby, nerdy men. I like intelligent, humorous, and
unique people. Tattoos and piercings are a plus but not
I'm plus sized. Or in other words: I'm fat. I normally wouldn't put
this in my profile but people are shallow. And I guess you can't
tell from my pics. I feel like I have to spread my legs and let you
people look inside me before you're satisfied.
I am open to friendship. I believe that you can never have too many
I am NOT looking for FWB, hook-ups, one night stands or to be your
"third." I don't mingle with married people when their intention is
to cheat on their spouse. I'm not a home wrecker.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing things, learning things, making paper planes.
Improving my mind, body.....and soul?
Seeking the tri-force.
Questing for the one ring.
I want to teach myself to play the ukulele and the ocarina. Yes, I
know. I am a geek.
Traveling to new places and going on ADVENTURES!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being awesome. I excel in
badassery. Im fluent in sarcasm.
Quoting movies and song lyrics. I have song lyrics and poetry
floating around in my head constantly. I just don't put it on
paper. I have been told I could be a writer. Just never pursued
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, my eyes, my laugh, my sense of humor, and my way with
My super awesome spikey purple backpack. I get compliments all the
time. People wanna touch it when they see it. They even do it
without asking. I've had people scream at me from across the
street. LOL yeah, its that awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Leave the past behind
Just walk away
When it's over
And my heart breaks
And the cracks begin to show...
I like books I just can't sit still long enough to read one like I
used to. I do have a Poppy Z. Brite collection.
As far as movies go, I can sit and watch anything. I do have an odd
taste in films. I like to watch the cheesy B rated films. I LOVE
old school sci-fi and horror flicks. And I like to look for the
films that all have something in common. For instance, I once
looked for all the films that Tangerine Dream did the music for.
Why? Cause Tangerine Dream fucking owns. Thats why. And I LOVE
Studio Ghibli movies.
I don't watch much tv. But when I do it is The Big Bang Theory(I
<3 Sheldon) or The Walking Dead. Recently became addicted to
Breaking Bad and Once Upon a Time. Ducktails, Darkwing Duck, Chip
N'Dale:Rescue Rangers, Tailspin, Sword Art Online, Fairy Tail
I LOVE MUSIC. All kinds of music. But I must say that Trance is my
favvy! I can sit and listen to pandora set to a trance channel
My diet is mostly vegetarian. I eat meat maybe once a week.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
LOVE, friends, family, WiFi, GOOGLE <3, and fluffy animals :p
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Socrates when he said "I drank what?''
A zombie apocalypse. I'm pretty sure that I have about a 63% chance
of survival. I try to think of ways to improve that.
What I want to do with myself. I want to travel the world and go
sky diving. I think of what I can do to achieve my goals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Snuggling with my favorite pillow. ;)
Trying out a new recipe. I love to cook.
Exploring a new place. I love to explore. :)
Banging your mom.
Watching scary movies with my niece and nephews.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have freakishly small hands.
I suck at small talk.
You should message me if
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You want a new friend.
You want to go on an adventure.
You like to go camping and hiking.
Because you felt like it.
You liked something I said in my profile and you're intrigued and
wanna know more.
*DON'T* Waste my time. Im not on okcupid looking to "hook up" or
whatever. This isn't craigslist people.
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