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29 M Orlando, FL

My Details

Last Online
Feb 19, 2013
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I have:
-Grown up on a horse farm
-Climbed Mt. Fuji
-Careened into trees every time I've tried mountain biking
-Attempted to befriend every stray animal I've ever seen
-Successfully befriended every jumping spider I've ever seen
-Been exposed to a bunch of tear gas
-Fallen from windows and moving vehicles
-Given disaster preparedness presentations to audiences in the hundreds

Easiest non-OKC way to contact me: Instant Messenger, handle GRM7584
What I’m doing with my life
Full-time student at UCF, just changed to a Biology major, am pretty excited about it. Also, I have the glories of the GI Bill to prevent me from accumulating debt as a result. Woo.
I’m really good at
I am completely prepared in all aspects for the unlikely eventuality of a zombie apocalypse. Consequently, I'm ready for most other disasters, including games of global thermonuclear war.

Animals usually like me. That's a skill.
The first things people usually notice about me
'Funny' is usually what I get. Someone called me zen the other day. My head is shiny. I get good comments on my choice of shirts, even though I have no fashion sense at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Below are small sample populations of personal favorites. They are representative of a larger whole. Nerd factor: Moderate.

Books : Discworld, Rama, American Gods, Boneshaker, LOTR, A Brief History of the Universe

Movies : Brazil, Pan's Labyrinth, The Descent, Aliens, The Big Lebowski, The Secret of NIMH, The Last Unicorn, Dune

Shows : Adventure Time, How It's Made, Mythbusters, Friendship is Magic, Futurama, Blackadder, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Last Exile, ST:TNG

Music : Poison the Well, Alice in Chains, Deftones, Cake, Modest Mouse, Mastodon, Basshunter, Foo Fighters, Gustav Holst, Weezer, Roxette, Strapping Young Lad, 8bit bEtty

Food : Pasta, Sandvich, Stir Fry, Tacos, Mushrooms, Snow Peas, Squash, Flounder, Chicken, and Granny Smith Apples, the only non-heretical apple.
The six things I could never do without
1) Sobriety.
2) Loud Music!
3) Science!
4) Fuzzy Animals!
5) Internet!
6) Fitness!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything. Everything. Thinking is great, don't let anyone ever tell you about 'thinking too much' or 'overthinking', because they are stupid and jealous of your ability to think.

Ok well I guess it's possible to think in the wrong direction, but that's completely unrelated.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm generally mysterious, but only because people don't ask me things. I don't like secrets. If you want to know deep, personal, private things about me: just ask, you creepy creepy person you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you want to express interest, you should:
-Meet the criteria in the above section
-Not be a mom
-Not be a heavy drinker/smoker/drug user
-Say more than one word.

If you just feel like talking, you should:
-Say more than one word.

If you have short hair and glasses:
-You are probably cute.