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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Aug 2, 2014
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
Not at all
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I have:
-Grown up on a horse farm
-Climbed Mt. Fuji
-Careened into trees every time I've tried mountain biking
-Attempted to befriend every stray animal I've ever seen
-Successfully befriended every jumping spider I've ever seen
-Been exposed to a bunch of tear gas
-Fallen from windows and moving vehicles
-Married the best person ever
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and saving up for an eventual life in the DC area.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Animals usually like me. That's a skill.

I can also eat a lot of food.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
'Funny' is usually what I get. Someone called me zen the other day. My head is shiny. I get good comments on my choice of shirts, even though I have no fashion sense at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Below are small sample populations of personal favorites. They are representative of a larger whole.

Books : Discworld, Rama, American Gods, Boneshaker, LOTR, A Brief History of the Universe

Movies : Brazil, Pan's Labyrinth, The Descent, Aliens, The Big Lebowski, The Secret of NIMH, The Last Unicorn, Dune

Shows : Adventure Time, How It's Made, Mythbusters, Friendship is Magic, Futurama, Blackadder, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Last Exile, ST:TNG

Music : Bad Religion, Poison the Well, Alice in Chains, Deftones, Cake, Modest Mouse, Mastodon, Basshunter, Foo Fighters, Gustav Holst, Weezer, Roxette, Strapping Young Lad, 8bit bEtty

Food : Lasagna, Nachos, Pancakes, Curries
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Sobriety.
2) Loud Music!
3) Science!
4) Fuzzy Animals!
5) Internet!
6) Fitness!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything. Everything. Thinking is great, don't let anyone ever tell you about 'thinking too much' or 'overthinking', because they are stupid and jealous of your ability to think.

Ok well I guess it's possible to think in the wrong direction, but that's completely unrelated.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Chillaxing" as the ancients called it
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm generally mysterious, but only because people don't ask me things.
You should message me if
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You are looking to be friends with a married couple who are completely uninterested in any sort of romantic interactions with you.