I'm looking to marry a confident, intelligent, gorgeous blonde
young lady who enjoys bondage, who enjoys the prospect of daily
multiple orgasms and romantic, candlelight dinners, who knows she
doesn't have to look any farther.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a reporter for the NY Times currently negotiating the sale of
my first novel.
I’m really good at
Writing...articles, stories, songs, poetry...If it's expressed in
English, Russian or French the powers that be send me direct
deposits for some reason I still fail to grasp. Hell, I'm only
putting a noun in front of verb and use the word, "orgasm"
occasionally to keep the attention of my audience.
The first things people usually notice about me
My aura. I don't have to put on a Press Kit across my lapel to
interview the Holy See (02/11/13). I just returned from the
Vatican; so, if you're reading this about me and you are a devout
Catholic, I have some very bad news: Benedict is resigning because
there is conclusive evidence that he was a Nazi.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
1) BOOKS: I have a read library of 16,000 magnificent
2) MOVIES: ANYTHING, ANYTHING, ANYTHING with a compelling dialogue.
What comes to mind is, "As Good As It Gets" and "The
Producers"--Mel Brooks original with Zero and Gene.
3) SHOWS: My favorite has always been "42nd Street". I'm a sucker
for musicals. "Music Man", "Sound of Music", "Fiddler on the Roof"
(if I were a rich man!)...name it. Nothing more romantic in my
4) MUSIC: Rock n'roll, classical, jazz, R&B, reggae. I like
5) FOOD: Boy! I'm a glutton without allergies; so, everything goes!
I'm not partial. I have travelled the world and never had cause to
criticize the cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
2) Sincere companionship
5) My own independent source of income
6) An occasional cold glass of beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My aspirations. That's how I close my eyes every night. What are my
personal aspirations? All six of the above.
On a typical Friday night I am
making my next deadline.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That behind the aura, you will never discover the vulnerability
that I don't do lonely well.
You should message me if
(What a stupid question!) Message me if everything you have just
read appeals to you AND you are a gorgeous, self-assured blonde