I can come across as quiet and shy if I'm not in my comfort zone but my friends and coworkers know otherwise. Once my filter is off sarcasm and crude jokes abound. I tend to only poke fun at the ones I love and am just as often self deprecating. Im willing to make fun of just about anything so you should be able to take a joke for what it is.
If I ever win the lottery I'm going to pay Morgan Freeman to travel with me to Alaska and narrate Stephen Hawkings books while I stare at the northern lights.
I have a girlfriend who is one of the most selfless people I have ever met. We live together, shes great with my kids and not going anywhere. If you want anything other than casual sex then you're going to meet her and probably like her.
I like sports. Watching them, playing them and talking them. Cubs, Bears, Bulls and UFC. Softball season is almost here and I hope it warms up soon. I bought a tricked out scooter at the end of last year so you might catch me zooming around the north side when we get some decent weather.