This doesn't sum me up at all but I put it first because if you can't handle that there's not much point to you reading any further. It's seems the ultimate goal would be to find a woman interested in forming a triad and dating us both. Until then I/we are open to other arrangements.
I can come across as quiet and shy if I'm not in my comfort zone but my friends and coworkers know otherwise. Once my filter is off sarcasm and crude jokes abound. I tend to only poke fun at the ones I love and am just as often self deprecating. Im willing to make fun of just about anything so you should be able to take a joke for what it is.
I'm much smarter than my lifes accomplishments would suggest so far. I was a total fuck up in high school and I constantly heard "you're so smart, you could anything you want if you just applied yourself". However all the intelligence in the world without a drop of wisdom gets you nowhere. By the time I got my shit together life had made other plans for me. Boy I wish I could go back in time and kick my own ass. I've been through massage therapy school (still have mad skills try me), paramedic school and personal training certification all in an attempt to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. I'm still planning on going back to school in the next couple years to most likely end up in the medical field. I was married. I have two kids. They're fantastic and live with me part time but in all likely hood you will never meet them. I just took advantage of the down housing market to buy my first place on a short sale. It's huge and I love it.
I have a girlfriend who is one of the most selfless people
I have ever met. We live together, shes great with my kids and not going anywhere. If you want anything other than casual sex then you're going to meet her and probably like her.
I like sports. Watching them, playing them and talking them. Cubs, Bears, Bulls and UFC. Softball season is almost here and I hope it warms up soon. I bought a tricked out scooter at the end of last year so you might catch me zooming around the north side when we get some decent weather.