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22 M Anaheim, CA

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  • Ages 18–26
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
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Yesterday – 7:25pm
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Not at all
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Poetry in philosophy's belly mixed with skateboarding stargazing laughter fireworks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Distorting my mind with Philosophy, later performing stand up comedy at Carnegie Hall/,Madison Square Garden,Skidrow/NYC know the historic spots...but right now im crafting my material and working to fuel my one and only true dream.I salute the light within your eyes where the whole Universe dwells. For when you are at that center within you and I am that place within me, we shall be one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being funnier than the funniest person you know this includes yourself...I'am the prick artist, you're my models...My crew will agree....George Carlin,Louis CK,Dave Chappelle,Pablo Francisco,Bo Burnham,Demetri Martin,Kristen Wiig,Chris Rock,Anthony Jeselnik,Daniel Tosh,Jon Lajoie,Jim Carrey,Sam Kinison,Richard Pryor,Eddie Murphy,Bill Hicks,Lenny Bruce,Kristen Schall,Mitch Hedberg,Emo Phillips,Kevin Hart,Charlie Chaplin,Chris Tucker,Rodney Dangerfield,Andrew Dice Clay,Woody Allen,Jim Gaffigan
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Bengal Tiger
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Catcher in the rye,1984,Night,Native American Wisdom,Shakespeare,Akhenatens Egypt,Greek Mythology,Lord of the Flies,Freidrich Neitzche,Doors of Perception,The Giver,Stephen colbert,Bill Maher,Brave New World,The Apology,The God Delusion

Early years: The Very Hungry Caterpillar,
I Spy,Goosebumps,Brown Bear Brown Bear What do you See?,The very busy Spider,The Giving Tree,If you give a mouse a cookie,Peter Rabbit,Miss Nelson is missing,Stone Soup,Wheres Waldo? ,Are you my mother?,The true story of the three little Pigs,Where the wild things are,Goodnight Moon,Rainbow Fish,Stellaluna,Jumanji,The Snowy Day,The Polar Express,Where the Sidewalk Ends,Arthur,Corduroy,Flip Books,every Dr.Seuss book(I hid them in the library shelve section "horror" to check them out later haha
Myazakis Spirited Away,Submarine,
My Way,The Professional,Exit through the Gift Shop,Saving private Ryan,Fight Club,Jeepers Creepers,The Matrix,Kite Runner,Life of Pi,Dark Knight,South Park(Bigger,Longer,and Uncut),Dances with Wolves
Shows: comedy central/adult swim,Dexter!!!!,Breaking Bad,Anything that is funny or educative.Dave Chappelle needs to return!
Music: Vampire Weekend,Tiesto,MGMT,Avicii,The Strokes,Passion Pit,The Doors,Jimi Hendrix,Bob Marley,Queen,The Rolling Stones,The Growlers,WOLF GANG,Joe Hisaishi,Lakme,Tchaikovsky,Bloc Party,Crystal Castles,Arctic Monkeys,AC/DC,Best Coast,Joy Division,Cat Stevens,Sondre Lerche,Santana,Skrillex,Tupac,
Christopher Wallace,Foster the People,
Led Zepellin,Cobra Starship,Danzig, Waka Flocka BeethovenJohnny Cash....
Food:Mexican food is delicioso...Chinese food is A-OKAY TANKA YEW come again,Indian food is alright,i don't know why high end restaurants offer little tiny lunchables sized portion meals like they're feeding ants.....This is not a center for ants!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lists,because they remind me that life is limited....screw lists.
1.My thoughts
Tu-tu.My armor of humor.
tree. My Planetary family.
FORE!.basic human needs like h2OHHHHHH *throws hands in the air like I kind of care* and sleep so I can dream and wake up to make some realities
5.peace in the left,middle,right east
666.Gratitude for existing
9.All you greats admiring each others awesome work in different fields from art to music.

11. Truth, more than anything
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people are comfortable with being controlled and conditioned like slaves.How sad it is to know kind religious people are being brainwashed.Witnessing peoples amazing dreams die and washed away by alcohol or drugs.all the noises in an area.the moods people are in...whats happening outside of earth in deeper space...imagining myself traveling back in time and observing all civilizations...watching all the impulses from someones brain at work by body language...the cycle of birth,school,job,love,death...How life would be with and without me and where it's headed.Deep deep waters
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Why does it have to be "Friday"? ....I feel like Ralph in Lord of the Flies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm Honest....shhhhhhh