I am never, ever, ever, going to say please, and thank you.
My Self-Summary
i'm totally not an
art
student in
new
york. i totally don't have a
zelda tattoo. i totally don't have
a website at www.ray-b.net. i totally don't eat croutons straight
from the box and i really totally don't wish i were a power
ranger.
Along with
davidisaokwithm and
myonosaun213, Ray is one of three
starter Pokémon available at the beginning of Pokémon Red, Green,
Blue, FireRed, and LeafGreen.
key words:
video games,
comics, art,
nintendo, illustration,
choose-your-own-adventure, queer, nerd, dork, geek, star wars,
cartoons, cats, dogs, sentai, kaiju, batman, x-men, spider-man,
Ico, warren ellis, paul dini, team rocket
Now in Italian
SONO UNA MACHINA. ABITO A NEW YORK CON AMICI. DOVEE IL COLOSSEO?
VORE PAPATINAFRITAS POR FAVORE GRAZIE PREGO CIAO.
What I’m doing with my life
comic booker. freelance (k)illustrator.
trying to better myself, whatever that means.
teaching engrish in japan.
I’m really good at
tetris.
coming up with stupid words like Killustrator.
Photoshop lens flares.
The first things people usually notice about me
my charizard.
and that i dress like a 13 year old most of the time.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
!!!, ace of base, alkaline trio, ambulance ltd, animal collective,
arcade fire, at the drive-in, battles, blink-182, bloc party, blood
brothers, broken social scene, chromeo, clap your hands say yeah,
cornelius, cursive, daft punk, the decemberists, elliot, the faint,
get up kids, gin blossoms, the go! team, gorillaz, green day,
interpol, mars volta, matt pond pa, modest mouse, new
pornographers, okgo, saves the day, the shins, simian mobile disco,
sufjan stevens, sparta, test icicles, third eye blind, thunderbirds
are now, the weakerthans, wolf parade
movies: anything by uwe boll and anything on youtube involving
cats.
books: the dubliners, house of leaves, from hell, snow crash, the
god delusion, jonathan strange and mr. norrell, hellboy,
invincible, men and cartoons, the great gatsby, the things they
carried, siddartha, world war z, earthsea, the walking dead,
everything by H.P. Lovecraft, the watchmen and...more.
The six things I could never do without
一
二
三
四
五
六
I spend a lot of time thinking about
talking cats.
my adamantium skeleton.
On a typical Friday night I am
in gerudo valley.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
one time my cat pooped on the rug and then my dog ate it and then
barfed it up later and then my cat ate that barf and i assume she
pooped it out somewhere. it's the circle of life.
i talk to most of the doggies i see on the street.
You should message me if
...you're robotic, bio, trans, arachnid, or anything else; you're
between the ages of 18-29; know the difference between your/you're
and their/they're/there; and you know a potion from an ether.